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A sexy beast, who knows how to treat a woman right, both during sex and after. Not only is he great in bed, but he's caring, sweet, lovely, and loves to cuddle. If you ever get yourself a Findlay, love him endlessly!
Person 1: I love Findlay so much
Person 2: you two make such a cute couple. But you need to stop, I'm very lonely and desperate.
Findlay by Alfredo sause December 23, 2020
Fucking prick and bullies people and wind’s people up
Findlay
Findlay by Be a buddy not a bully November 23, 2021
Findlay someone that bullies people and gets the pissed
Findlay is a bully
Findlay by Be a buddy not a bully November 23, 2021
A word that can be used as a verb to describe an action that is generally annoying, sickening and something that a jack ass would do.
“Shit dude, I had sex with a giraffe”

“What a Findlay thing to do, man”
A word that can be used to describe an action that is annoying, frustrating, sickening and something a jack ass would 100% do. Most commonly used to describe PDA, bad money handling and broking promises.
“I’m sorry I forgot to show up to your son’s baptism, Josh. I went to fuck Emma in the park instead”

“You Findlay piece of shit.”
A findlay occurs when someone firmly vows to do a specific thing, but bows to public pressure or practical constraints and backs down a few days after making that vow. For example, if you state that you're going to stay in your position ("I'm not going anywhere") on a Thursday, then suddenly quit on Sunday, you've done a findlay.
"Mom said at the start of the week that she wanted to plan a big family dinner for Friday, with everyone making a particular dish -- but I guess having to make last-minute trips to the store, plus having to get all of us organized in time, was just too much so she did a findlay."

"I decided I was going to run the local 10 km race for sure next month, but then someone at work backed a forklift over my foot, so I'm going to have to findlay this time."
findlay by Tapir Trouble Too September 21, 2026

Findlay slip n'slide 

Is where a woman shits on a man's chest and then go's to the other side of the room. she then run's at the man who is laying on the bed with shit on his chest. she leaps into the air landing on the mans chest. The shit 'acting as a lube' slides her across the chest "like a slip n' slide" and she slides down his stomach and on down to the penis. if executed perfectally her vagina will slip right over his dick and sexy times will be made.
Man: so my girlfriend is learning to slide at softball.

Friend: you should give her the Findlay slip n'slide First, that will teach her how to play ball.
Findlay slip n'slide by Dadismydad January 28, 2008
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