ficlet

a short, one-chapter fanfiction.

Bob wrote a really good O.C. ficlet.

by SpeakEasy September 29, 2003

Fish fillet

What she ordered.

What she order? FISH FILLET!

by T. Faller November 4, 2016

five finger fillet

A street game in which you stab a knife between each of your fingers as fast as you can without hitting any.

Dude 1: Yo I lost two and a half fingers the other day playing five finger fillet.

Dude 2: Man you have to stop playing that.

by Caitlinxox7 September 16, 2008

fazoli fillet

you take a fazoli bread stick and stick it up a girls vagina, then you eat her out and eat the bread stick out of her vagina at the same time

fazolis should really put the fazoli fillet on their menu

by bmx94 December 8, 2010

McPenis Filet

An item not actually on the McDonald's restaurant's food menu. When one wishes to confuse, embarass, belittle, or otherwise make fun of a McDonald's employee, they are to order one large McPenis Filet. This item is normally ordered from the drive-thru menu, however, excessive confusion can be added by walking inside, gesturing up toward the menu above the employees as if the item is actually up on the menu, and then ordering the aforementioned McPenis Filet.

"Hello there, welcome to McDonald's! Can I take your order?"
"Yeah, give me a coke, small fry, and a McPenis Filet."
"Alright, that's a Coca-Cola, child's-size fry, and what was that last item?"
"A McPenis Filet...give me a big, juicy, McPenis Filet."
"I'm sorry, sir?"
Hilarity ensues.

by Double A Ron May 5, 2005

Figlet

A derogatory term to define one that loves figs.

You like figs? Your such a figlet!

by ChiliFre34k February 23, 2019

Scotch Fillet

A flaccid cock unable to achieve erection due to alcohol consumption.

Rhonda was so horny she couldn't wait for her boyfriend to get home to pound her cervix. However he drank too much partying and when he got home he had a Scotch Fillet. Rhonda settled for sucking on his wet noodle while she diddled herself.

by Eaton Holgoode May 25, 2015