Fignut

A nut from a fig tree

This fig tree produces good fignuts

by fignutsdefiner April 07, 2010

fignuts

To stuff your balls (all lubed up) into a girl's asshole, upon removing them your balls turn blue with asphyxiation due to the lack of circulation (meaning the fig part).
Upon this if you happen to fuck up, it's rips off your balls with a VOOM vacuum sound. There are also many variations of it such as the Inconspicuous (where you take the shitty balls and slap it on her face) and the Split Fig (where there is two different testes from two different guys ((yes they're gay since balls are touching)).

Cindy sucked those balls into her asshole as if they were food given to a fat person. fignuts

Lora was helping guys in a fignut tree, by letting each one stuff their balls in and waiting for them to turn blue than let the next one come stuffing in.

by Co....... December 13, 2007

fignuts

Someone who's testicles resemble figs.

"I spent all day in the pool and now I have fignuts!"

by Twisty J March 23, 2007

britney fignut

A term used to describe one's dream woman. A big rack, easy personality, etc.

Also used to describe a really hot girl

1)I've just been single for fourteen years because i'm waiting for britney fignut to come along

2) man i just got aced in tennis because i was staring at that britney fignut on the other court

by Greg601943 April 01, 2007

britney fignut

A term used to describe the perfect woman, especially when used to describe the perfect woman for a single-and-looking hot bachelor.

Operator: "Hello?"
Me: "Can you connect me to a Britney Fignut please?"
Operator: "I'm sorry, no listings for Britney Fignut in the current area."
Me: "Dammit, not yet. Looks like I'm gonna be single this Spring Break..."

by notbritneyfignut March 25, 2007