figitated

The state of being fidgety and agitated (and/or irritated).

Bubby figitated, as he was on his fourth Jolt while waiting for his spouse to get ready for the evening. He should just relax. They were already an hour late, and another 10 minutes won't make a damn bit of difference anyway.

by Bubby Well October 25, 2009

Figits

A fucking idiot.

Guy 1: Did you hear about Sam?
Guy 2: No, what?
Guy 1: She got wasted at a party and slept with Jones and got genital warts!
Guy 2: Figits!
Guy 1: Figits for real.

by BigBlackTravis3 August 17, 2009

Figits

You’re a bucktee that talks/speaks none sense.

Yo dude, why you talking in figits?
Omg Oolana is so annoying, she keeps speaking them figits.

by IDFKKKKKKKKKKKKKK November 15, 2018

figit spinners

The new and improved generation of retarded children.

Oh jee, figit spinners.

by Im here for some reason. May 27, 2017

figit spinner

It's a toy for kids that have ADHD. Its a hand toy that u spin and adds a breeze feeling which gets addicting. They sell them at 7-Eleven and other gas stations for about $10

Aye Dicky is selling them figit spinners at lunch for $10.

by Jellyfam_uzi May 21, 2017

adult figit spinner

When a woman suspended herself in the air and the man laying under her put his penis in her mouth and begins to spin her

Bro we and my girl were just playing adult figit spinner

by Radude6969 November 13, 2017

idjit figit

1 a clumsy action

2 a completely incompetent person
3 an exclamation of surprise / annoyance

Example:
1 I was walking down the street and fell over . Such an idjit figit moment !
2 *Lucy kicks Izzy * Izzy mutters : "Lucy's such an idjit figit !"
3 I forgot my idjit figit bag ! / Idjit figit ! I forgot my bag !

0_o

Oh idjit figit !

by geko14 February 19, 2015