fiber vice

A method by which one ensures maximum voiding of solid consumables, often to avoid adverse health effects from the matter consumed; i.e., consuming large amounts of fiber supplements immediately prior to and after a meal. The initial fiber intake provides the base, or "anvil," upon which the meal will rest. The final fiber intake, or "hammer," sits upon the meal. The resulting combined pressure of the "anvil" and "hammer" upon the meal, referred to as the "fiber vice," ensures effective and complete voiding of the meal to the subject's supreme satisfaction.

"I had a double bacon cheeseburger today, but don't worry, I deployed a fiber vice. Tomorrow morning, after I take the inevitable massive dump, it will be as if it never happened."

by ChuckTrips95 August 14, 2014

fiber optic cable

fiber optic cable is a glass or plastic cable carrying information by light energy rather than an electrical signal as with copper cables is used for main net work hubs and by customers businesses and institutions

phone and internet companies are now upgrading their copper cables to fiber optic cables and are now offering fiber optic phone and internet service to customers businesses and institutions

by littlejimmie March 12, 2019

fiernd

A common misspelling of the word friend often exhibited by complete idiots.

You're my best fiernd!

by ericanderson33 August 27, 2006

fiery biscuits

Breasts; as described in the episode of The Mighty Boosh entitled "The Priest and the Beast".

Put away those fiery biscuits.

by moogyboobles October 16, 2005

Fiber Blast

fahy-ber b-l-ast- Verb - When you haven't eaten enough fiber and you know your shit is going to spray feces on whatever you are pointing your ass towards.

"Damn dude, I ate some shitty food last night and now I gotta fiber blast"

by are^s May 1, 2015

Figen

Figen is the most amazing person ever. She's hilarious, the best friend anyone can ask, and smart. She's friends with all the guys and parties with them but doesn't realize that they want to be more than just friends. She's gorgeous and can make anyone's day by smiling. Her nickname is Princess, well because she is one. If you ever meet her - you'll know. And if you're the lucky guy she chooses- don't be stupid because she will love you like you've never been loved before. She won't walk out of your life - but you better be smart enough to do the same. If you've met her, you know, and if you haven't you're missing out. Cause knowing her is the best thing that will ever happen to you.

Figen is the best

by Figen November 22, 2021

high density fiberboard

high density fiberboard known as hardboard is an engineered wood product made from saw dust and resin similar to particle board and medium density fiberboard except much denser stronger harder and more water resistant than particle board and medium density fiberboard with many uses including store display shelving furniture construction consumer products and more

my neighbor used high density fiberboard on his garage that is strong hard and holds much better to water than particle board and medium density fiberboard what an amazing product

by littlejimmie March 3, 2019