The - usually derogatory, although some fetishes are said to exist - term for a female, or the genitalia thereof, suffering from such a heavy yeast infection that upon ejaculation, the sugar content of semen causes a fizzing effect.
"So how was the party? I heard you and some blonde had chemistry?"
"I'll say. I was so drunk I didn't know she was a fizzer until it was too late."
"I'll say. I was so drunk I didn't know she was a fizzer until it was too late."
by Urgomanic May 24, 2010
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Get the jizzer fizzer mug.The 7-11 version of the morning after pill in which a young, promiscuous girl attempts to eliminate the possibility of pregnancy after a sex session sans protection by purchasing a bottle of soda, vigorously shaking said bottle, and then deftly inserting the bottle's opening into the vagina so as to create a soda geyser, meant to flush out any rogue sperm.
After Suzy's escapades in the back seat of Jim's volkswagen, she demanded that he drive her to the store so that she might purchase a fizzer kit
by Emily Rogers November 21, 2004
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Get the fizzer mug.Loretta was upset that the ring she found at the thrift store wouldn't fit past her swollen fiener naugle.
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