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noel fielding

GOD!!! most famous for playing vince noir in comedy series the mighty boosh. Unbeliavbly, crazily hot, funny and coool comedian
NOEL FIELDING is the sexxxxxxxxxxx
by bexx [fielding] April 25, 2006
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fielding season

The opposite of cuffing season.
From late May to early September during which people like to keep it cool and play the field.
What happened to your boyfriend?
Bitchhhh it's fielding season!!
YASSSSSS QUEENNNNN!!!
by {x} June 16, 2018
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kron Fielding

I guy with a giant penis and loves to fuck
by kron hoe May 29, 2012
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sunflower fielding

The process by which one engages in multiple instances of sunflowering simultaneously. Due to the somewhat ambiguous nature of the phrase, either the recipient or the executor may legitimately be referred to as the 'sunflower fielder'. Note that although the female is the more accessible candidate for the eager practitioner (due to the prospect of synchronised anal-vaginal fisting), the pliant male may desire that he be sunflower fielded at the culmination of an anal double fisting session.
Jimmy: "Bollocking cuntfish! What have you done to me!?"
Jimmy's Mum: "Jimmy! Watch your language!"
Jimmy: "Sorry Mum. But how ought I to refer to the small supernovas of delight exploding sheer radiant pleasure throughout my taut frame?"
Jimmy's Mum: "Well Jimmy, as I tentatively unfurl both fists deep within your rectal passage, I share with you the boundless eroticism of sunflower fielding. Your sister is an avid convert."
Jimmy: "Cor blimey Mum, this really is the greatest birthday ever..!"
by Jimmy's Sister February 24, 2008
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Fielder Syndrome

A term to describe one such being who is overly attached to one individual in a sexual way and will take any opportunity to get any attention or contact from the individual. They will often try to disguise this buy proclaiming that they are in "love" with the individual. Movements or symptoms mostly conclude, holding onto the individuals hips while they are walking or getting a hug or some sort of contact at any chance they get.
"Why won't he leave her alone?"
"He got Fielder Syndrome..."
by Sir Blobbington May 24, 2014
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The Fielder

a cart wheel into a t-bag
When Timmy passed out last night, I gave him the Fielder
by Dawgleg August 23, 2009
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Wheat fielding

verb
1.
doing whatever the fuck it is you do in a wheat field.
My mom was wheat fielding when she was like 'fuck, i'm about to have this baby'
by argthesaurus July 5, 2016
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