Sadly its a group of girls who wish they were as badass as ice hockey (or the real hockey, I thought that I should specify to avoid confusion)players so they grab half a stick put on some preppy uniforms and run around in a field chasing butterflys. Then later say that its just as good if not better then hockey (ice). Which well everyone knows is just a joke (hahahalololololhaharofl).
Girl: Dude were you at the field hockey game last night we totally killed our rivals
Guy: No I went to the Hockey game
Girl: Yeah thats what I'm talking about the field hockey game
Guy: No Ice Hockey, the real hockey
Girl: Oh
Guy: Yeah it's so much better the players actually carry real sticks
Girl: but.... well.... umm... i guess your right
Guy: yeah I no I am, hey do you want to go to the dance with me?
Girl: Oh, um I'm a lesbian
Guy: Oh that sucks, but its kinda hot...
Guy: No I went to the Hockey game
Girl: Yeah thats what I'm talking about the field hockey game
Guy: No Ice Hockey, the real hockey
Girl: Oh
Guy: Yeah it's so much better the players actually carry real sticks
Girl: but.... well.... umm... i guess your right
Guy: yeah I no I am, hey do you want to go to the dance with me?
Girl: Oh, um I'm a lesbian
Guy: Oh that sucks, but its kinda hot...
by Scottie the great March 7, 2009
Get the Field Hockeymug. by Brian the Definer November 12, 2006
Get the Field Hockeymug. A fast, technical game played by 11 players men or women requiring high levels of skill and fitness.
One of the few sports where spectators can use the shouts - "come inside her" or "nice twat" to brilliant effect.
All hockey goalkeepers are mental.
One of the few sports where spectators can use the shouts - "come inside her" or "nice twat" to brilliant effect.
All hockey goalkeepers are mental.
by Oboman99 October 31, 2018
Get the Field Hockeymug. Field hockey is an illegitimate “sport” that is played by unathletic girls who can’t play real sports.
Field hockey players are typically referred to as pussies because there is virtually no contact in this game yet there are so many precautionary measures.
Field hockey players like to think that their “sport” is the lovechild of soccer and hockey, but they fail to remember that soccer is the world’s most popular sport and requires their players to be completely physically fit. They also fail to remember that hockey requires skill as it is on ice and it is somewhat difficult to skate on its own.
Another reason for its illegitimacy is the fact that the players wear *skirts. Female soccer players, basketball players, softball players, volleyball players, swimmers, gymnasts, and so many other real sports wear shorts, pants, spandex, suits, but no skirts.
Field hockey earns its place next to ultimate frisbee, bowling, and golf as a wannabe sport.
*Yes, I am aware that most female lacrosse players wear skirts, but lacrosse is a Native American tradition, and should not be a competitive sport.
Field hockey players are typically referred to as pussies because there is virtually no contact in this game yet there are so many precautionary measures.
Field hockey players like to think that their “sport” is the lovechild of soccer and hockey, but they fail to remember that soccer is the world’s most popular sport and requires their players to be completely physically fit. They also fail to remember that hockey requires skill as it is on ice and it is somewhat difficult to skate on its own.
Another reason for its illegitimacy is the fact that the players wear *skirts. Female soccer players, basketball players, softball players, volleyball players, swimmers, gymnasts, and so many other real sports wear shorts, pants, spandex, suits, but no skirts.
Field hockey earns its place next to ultimate frisbee, bowling, and golf as a wannabe sport.
*Yes, I am aware that most female lacrosse players wear skirts, but lacrosse is a Native American tradition, and should not be a competitive sport.
Field Hockey Player: Wow! I just finished the most intense field hockey practice we’ve had all season! We just ran three miles!
Soccer Player: Wow, what a good, refreshing warmup! When does your real practice start?
Soccer Player: Wow, what a good, refreshing warmup! When does your real practice start?
by hugsnotdrugs420 December 21, 2017
Get the Field Hockeymug. Well as we all know every stupid fuckin woman needs a sport. So now we have Field hockey. Field hockey is by the gayest fucking sport known to man, worse than the WNBA. There are many reasons as to why this is a crime of a sport. 1. Trying to replicate ice hockey which lets be honest no one can do because its the most difficult of all sports. 2. The sticks are retarded looking. 3. The ball, yeah it looks like a shot put piece of shit. 4. Woman are so proud of the fact that they can "play" fockey when no one even likes this pointless sport. And 5. WOMAN BELONG IN THE KITCHEN, OR IN BED SUCKIN A FAT DONG.
Every single girl at Killingly High School needs to shut the fuck up about field hockey because its not even entertaining nor is it difficult.
by Puckmaster November 8, 2012
Get the Field Hockeymug. A trendy "sport" among uncoordinated high school girls (Usually freshmen)played for activity credit.
Jessica said that I can get an extra three credit hours if I sign up for field hockey next semester, and that I don't need any training or athleticism!
by GiggleShits November 27, 2017
Get the Field Hockeymug. john: yo who are those girls who have monstrous legs?
tom: they are girls who play field hockey
john: fuckin butches..
tom: they are girls who play field hockey
john: fuckin butches..
by DFAC May 25, 2012
Get the Field Hockeymug.