Flatonia Closet Trap

This starts with 2 males enjoying a meal of Tex Mex food, after which both will have to take a massive shit. Both males disrobe, move into a dark closet, spread ass cheeks, and clamp anuses together. Then it's simply a battle over who can push their feces into the other's colon. If you win, you have successfully escaped the Flatonia closet trap, and therefore have proven NOT to be gay. Congratulations on your total heterosexuality!

I’m starting to think Justin Bieber is actually gay. Kutcher says the Biebs got dumped in during the Flatonia Closet Trap on Wednesday morning.

by Doodoo Butter September 18, 2019

Fitton

A task so boring or rubbish that you just have to abandon it halfway through.

Last night I did an absolute Fitton.

by N Sage December 18, 2010

fitton flop

A variation on soul patch, only denoting one which is off-centre.

In honour of the dart player Daryl "The Dazzler" Fitton, who sported an off-centre soul patch in the semi-final of the 2005 Lakeside World Championship.

My hand slipped when i was trimming it and turned it into a fitton flop, so i just shaved it off and i'm gonna start again.

by the other bag boy June 27, 2005

Fat Fatone

Originating from Joey Fatone of N SYNC, the most irrelevant person in a group of people, often a boy band.

"Zayn is the Fat Fatone of one direction"

by sparkedpancakes November 27, 2012

holy fiston

A move similar to Detroit Fistons except your striking repeatedly,and using every appendage in your body that God made known to you thus making it a holy matter

Well I gave lil sally nothing less than the holy fiston last night...and well at least she still has her personality

by Goosecatcher July 7, 2008

Joey Fatone

The fat member of boy band NSYNC, who's only real level of success after NSYNC broke up was making frequent appearances on the TV show Impractical Jokers, and opening a hot dog stand in Florida

My little sister used to love Joey Fatone, now she can't even remember who the hell he is

by Metallicajunkie October 17, 2018

Joey Fatone

a kick ass boy bander who weighs more than a small whale. use to have a sucky voice but now it's awesome cus he brushed up his skills in "little shop of horrors" He's goin bald and will be the dead of nsync.

" joey fatone is so fat i can't stand it."

by mandy August 5, 2004