ffd 

ffd stands for fit from distance. It refers to when you see somebody that appears fit when looked on from far away, but when they get closer you realize that they aren't actually attractive.

John: Oh mate check out that chick across the street! She is well fit! Oh look she's crossing the road..

James: Are you blind?! Her face looks like it's made out of leather!

John: My bad, but to be fair she was ffd

ffd by Le2mandem June 22, 2011

FFD 

It stands for Fantasy Football Disorder, which is a disorder that prevents you from doing work.

Bob: "Did you finish your essay last night."
Alex: "No I suffer from FFD"

FFD by DICKHEAD123 October 1, 2014

FFD 

Fat Fingers Disease. When a person's fingers excede the diameter of standard phone keys enough where that person keeps hitting incorrect keys or hits two or more keys at once.

I hate texting cuz I got FFD.
Yo, if I got FFD you KNOW I got big feet and if I got big feet you KNOW what that means - I got a huge cock!

FFD by Porn Valley (@porn_valley) April 15, 2010

FFD 

Female to Female Discrimation. When one hag tries to dominate a prettier, smarter, younger girl in the workplace by crapping all over her work and getting her fired.

Janet used FFD to mask the fact that she didn't have any real job skills.

FFD by bis-nitch November 7, 2010

ffd 

Fat Fingure Disease

FFD Fat Fingure Disease occures when using a smaller keyboard than used to causing you to press more that one key at a time

ffd by Waffle Master February 16, 2004

FFD 

Force First Person, in any game where Third Person view can give an unfair advantage.

Hey, turn FFP on, I dont want those panzies jumpsniping me again

FFD by Trgiaol February 6, 2004

FFD 

Fecal Fascination Disorder

My buddy keeps sending me shit pics, I think he suffers from FFD.

FFD by Big Doyer Peppers June 7, 2020