festered

If you're 'festered', you're stoned to the bone, maybe you're drunk as a skunk, or perhaps both. Either way, you're an inebriated son of a bitch with the munchies and a 'let's fuckin party' kinda attitude. Popularly used in Santa Cruz, California.

Dylan was so festered last night, he chased his tequila with a bite of mac n cheese.

by GlazedEyeGal February 6, 2019

Festering Cunt Sore

An ultimate derogatory term to be used when you need to insult a complete and utter fuck wit and shut them up when they are insulting you!!

Roger, you are without a doubt the most unfortunate festering cunt sore that i have ever had the misfortune to lay my eyes on! Now fuck off!!!

by Dr Phill17 July 2, 2009

Wuck Festern

A saying created by Canada's Queen's University students to be used against rival Western University students. The letters are switched from Fuck Western so that it could be placed on shirt and sold around campus.

sup b, did you see Queen's own Western at homecoming last weekend? Yea man, Wuck Festern!

by Tiger kid February 28, 2014

Festerish

When something or someone is creepy looking on the first glance. He's festerish.

I can't put a finger on it, but his look... it's festerish, he weirds me out.

by honoring alex and mary January 16, 2011

ren-fester

A person who frequently attends Renaissance festivals.

She is a total ren-fester.

by soleclaw23 March 14, 2006

festered out

Old, crusty, or worn out.

"Look at that old bag o' bones over there. She's really festered out."

Broken down; out of commission, on the fritz.

"What happened to your car Sally? Oh, it's festered out again. I think my hubcaps are bad."

What happens to a large pimple with a big white head that grows in the middle of your back that you can't get to.

"Dan what the hell's that on your back? It's all festered out."

"Tish used to be a good lay in the sack, but now that everybody's had a jab at it, she's all festered out."

by Scotty Smith November 18, 2007

festering ass boil

A red bulbous inflammation filled with smelly pus that usually pops when it turns green.

My doctor told me I had a festering ass boil on my left butt cheek. It must be about ready to pop I can smell the smegma from here.

by Taintskin September 6, 2017