Festy

My ex boyfriend fuck off tom

Tom is festy

by The ultimate roaster June 09, 2019

festy

(noun) A person who lives to go to music festivals. A sort of lovechild of a hippie and a raver. Commonly sporting one or two dreadlocks and/or a partially shaved head. Loves face paint, henna, anything glow-in-the-dark, tattoos, music (especially dubstep, electronic, indie, folk, alternative), eastern/new age themed religions, hallucinogens and hula hoops. They generally refer to festivals as "home." Rainbow Gathering and Burning Man are the Meccas of festies.

Joanna and all of her festy friends rented a bus to drive to Burning Man.

Mitch: I can't even afford toilet paper, man. I bought tickets to Sasquatch, Coachella, Shambhala, AND Burning Man.
Joe: Dude, you're such a festy.
Mitch: What can I say. Festivals are home.

by cad_dy January 15, 2013

Festies

That tiny bit of weed left on the table which all the fiends scrape up regardless of other debris on the table and smoke it.

Me: Man don't smoke that, that's festies.
Fiend: Nah man this is good stuff.
Me: *Facepalm*

by Anonystoner July 13, 2009

festy

Something that is very distusting.

That cat looks festy

by arian May 31, 2003

festy

Crawling with maggots.

That corpse is really festy.

by P. D. Jackson July 20, 2005

Festi

Shortened word for festival (large or small).

This Spring and Summer lets hit all the Festi's, and we'll end Festi season with Burning Man.

by Kid Klone September 15, 2009

Festie

A fake bestie, someone who once was your best friend but then showed that they are a fake bitch

“Julia is turning into my festie, did you hear what she said about me?”

by feefee123321 December 08, 2018