Frotation

1. n. An afro rotating so fast it separates itself into it's much simpler elements i.e. ,(Understanding, acceptance, and peace).

2. v. Frotating, Frotated, Frotate. The act of calmly existing in a state of absolute understanding, acceptance, and peace.

1 n. Chris Kaz shook his head so fast his afro gave off intense frotations to all in the room. That day they all gave up bickering over their opinions about Miley Cyrus claiming that their actions violated the 3 elements of Frotation, and instead had one last, long and well thought out conversation to solve all the worlds major problems(war, racism, sexism, poverty, etc.) as best as they could. (See definition 1)

2. v. Budha, Ghandi, Jesus, Albert Einstein, and John Lennon were all wonderful at Frotating. (See definition 2)

by The Frotations October 14, 2013

fellationship

(n.) A sexual realtionship between two or more people in which fellatio is the only form of affection/contact. Usually pejorative, suggests the relationship is lacking.
Term applies mainly to heterosexual relatioships but also acceptable when used in male homosexual context. Not applicable in female/lesbian relationships.

"Susie is so deluded. She thinks Bob likes her but they don't even make out or have sex. She just comes over and blows him. That's not a relationship, that's a fellationship"

by HelenHar January 30, 2007

Fartation

The movement a person makes when one gases uncontrollably.

I could tell it was Becky who gassed us because of her obvious Fartation.

by Shitfacelarneau May 31, 2009

de fellationibus non curat lex

A legal principle, translating from the Latin as, "the law does not concern itself with blowjobs", based on the more well known phrase, "de minimis non curat lex", which means, "the law does not concern itself with trifles." The principle holds that blowjobs aren't really sex, and therefore laws regulating sex should not apply, or at least not as strictly, to blowjobs. Although the principle of "de fellationibus non curat lex" is often credited with former U.S. President Bill Clinton's victory against impeachment, it should be noted that the principle is not universally accepted, and persons who intend to participate, either as the insertive or the receptive partner, in blowjobs should familiarize themselves with the particular laws of their jurisdiction.

Defense counsel: Your Honor, my client clearly cannot be charged under this statue; after all, de fellationibus non curat lex.

Judge: This court has no choice but to side with the defense. Case dismissed!

by Atemperman May 27, 2006

Fellationship

A relationship in which the only commonality is male recipient oral sex.

My friend and I have a fellationship, I give him head and he pats me on mine...

by Sillylala October 18, 2008

public fellations

Witty play on the term "public relations," describing in no uncertain terms the lengths to which some agents will go in attracting press for their client.

The WSJ article? You can thank our public fellations firm for that.

by jdmc March 24, 2008

lipular forestation

a condition in females where facial hair, particularly above the lip, becomes unkept and therefore noticeable from a distance of at least six feet.

How long has she been sporting that lipular forestation?

As I approached her, it soon became apparent she hadn't waxed, shaved, bleached, plucked, or otherwise managed those rogue facial hairs and therefore developed quite a bit of lipular forestation.

by rlh06 December 21, 2010