festa 

To become entangled in a vicious lawsuit.

Joshua underestimated him and never even saw the festa coming, now he needs 3 lawyers to try and keep his house.

Careful what you do, or you might get festa'd which could cost you some serious legal fees.

festa by juror7 February 19, 2022

Felix Festa 

Worst place ever. This is where people get a better understanding of who they are. But it still sucks. If your not popular you get treated like trash.

Thank GOD I'm out of that shit hole, Felix Festa.

Felix Festa by Joanna Berklog June 30, 2009

marissa festa 

girlfriend of Jade Puget, guitarist of the band AFI

I wish I was Marissa Festa

marissa festa by xRAWRRRx February 17, 2008

Tri-festa 

When a person fucks with three different people in three consecutive nights, none of which the person has had coitis with at a prior time.

Dude, I pulled of a tri-festa this weekend.

Tri-festa by riotbat November 3, 2010

Felix Festa 

this is the place where you decide if you want to be a whore, a crack addict, a weird fuck, or just fucking normal. If your not popular you were probably weird, like super weird and dressed like anime characters (yes, i saw that in school.) but this school had good mozzarella sticks tbh. Relationships don’t count till 8th grade, that’s where shit gets real, i don’t wanna hear that you liked a boy and he asked you out what the fuck u gonna do? hold hands?? lame ash. 8th thinks their the shit, 7th is where you discover drugs and 6th just ducking lame. you think your cool but your not you at the lowest tier. I thought I was the shit in 6th grade, most embarrassing thing ever your like shorter than everyone. Watch out for e wingers because they will rock your shit and they’re the scariest motherfuckers around. Overall schools kinda nice we got a pool but i don’t get why the high schools don’t. #putapoolinthehighschool

“Did you hear a kid at Felix Festa put a condom in a breadstick??”

Felix Festa by hey?? September 8, 2021

Bacon festa 

Is a bender who ain't no thug cuz he a hoe ass bitch

U r a dumb bacon festa u

Bacon festa by Bearbums January 30, 2017

sandra festa 

sandra is a shy girl, she doesnt know how to interact with other living species such as the human kind. She so short. she is sexually attracted to men with samsungs, and fluffy birds nest hair, without her glasses she blind,

have you seen sandra festa... no, look down (dont step on her on the way out ) shes so blind she doesnt know the difference between hair and birds nests

sandra festa by zxsdfghnmj October 9, 2022