frosticles

The annoying layer of frosty icy stuff that develops on old and or previously semi-thawed ice cream.

Opening up a tub of seemingly tasty looking ice cream and... Oh Shit ‘Frosticles’... i guess i can eat around them (knowing full well that it’s still gonna taste like shit)

by 0ddjob February 21, 2011

festicle

An old man's nasty-ass testicle; Festicles=A festering pair of old balls.

I'm sorry Grandpa, but noone's touched your filthy festicles in 27 years.

by B-Town May 12, 2003

festicle

see scooter,fester. A form of human who can survive only on Dr. Skipper, 7-Eleven nachos and tri-tip. Commonly flanked by a pair of agressive, poorly trained dogs, festicles are often found sleeping on couches and drinking large amounts of ny-quil. Festicles are possibly best known for their ability to make large amounts of money disappear in a relatively short period of time at a roulette table.

There's a festicle sleeping on my couch again.

by Enrico Palazzo May 23, 2006

festicles

Dressing up your testicles in holiday attire

(derived from the words festive and testicles)

whenever christmas rolls around Jim paints lefty green and righty red making his festicles look mighty jolly

by G·r·a·h·a·m July 2, 2005

Lessticles

A combination of the words less and testicles
When a male suffers from a abnormality in size or number of nuts. This can either be having small nuts, only one nut or no nuts at all.

Gay 1: Dude whats wrong with your sack?
Gay 2: They had to amputate my left testicle... it sucks!
Gay 1: You're having lessticles!

by Jaapisgay? June 19, 2009

frosticles

the testicles of a snowman

"Janet and Sandy, look at the frosticles on that snowman!"

by wordqueen December 22, 2008

jessticles

Jessticles is a little cry-bitch who puts a dick and balls in his (or her) mouth. they also have a hot mom.

Dude 1: Did u see Jessticles with the janitor in the bathroom.

Dude 2: Are u sure it wasn't his dad?

by suckmedry March 4, 2008