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Ferguson Traffic

When there is traffic on roadways, but it involves large masses of people standing with their hands up or laying in the street mimicking a crime scene.
Emily: "Why were you late to school today Becky?"
Becky: "Oh I was stuck in Ferguson traffic. A guy stood in front of my car with his hands up for 10 minutes."
by dadzii December 9, 2014
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Tony Ferguson

Tony Ferguson is a hard ass mother fucker that will kick your ass one second then kiss it the next
If Tony Ferguson had sex and his wife tried to ride him he would hip escape
by Tearygravy27 October 8, 2019
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Pulling a Ferguson

In East Texas this is the act of calling into work on an excessive basis and suffering no repercussion.
by Psycrow February 4, 2014
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Turd Ferguson

A name first created in a classic sketch on Saturday Night Live. The sketch was a parody of Celebrity Jeopardy that had Will Ferrell as Alex Trebek, Jimmy Fallon as Third Rock From The Sun's French Stewart, Norm McDonald as Burt Reynolds, and Darryl Hammond as Sean Connery. In fact, the first definition for Sean Connery is a reference to this very sketch. Anyway, the name was created by Burt Reynolds in the sketch.
Alex Trebek: "Apparently Burt Reynolds has changed his name to Turd Ferguson."
Burt Reynolds: "Yeah, Turd Ferguson, it's a funny name."

... later on ...

*Burt Reynolds buzzes in*

Alex Trebek: "Burt Reynolds?"
Burt Reynolds: "Uh, that's not my name."
Alex Trebek: "Okay, Turd Ferguson?"
Burt Reynolds: "Yeah what do you want?"
Alex Trebek: "You buzzed in."
Burt Reynolds: "No, I didn't."
Alex Trebek: "Yes you did."
Burt Reynolds: "Yeah, well that's your opinion."
by Ken Elrick II October 16, 2005
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Fire fetus

This is a military troop who has an inappropriate, severe anxiety reaction under fire and goes into a fetal position!
Digby get more ammo, sorry sarge, he is a fire fetus again!
by I, Wreckerrr January 18, 2021
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Harlequin Fetus

Harlequin Fetus is a disease. I'm not even going to go into it much, just know that it's TERRIBLE. No, I am not shitting you or pulling your ball sack on this one. I'm talking TERRIBLE TERRIBLE. Terrible to be born with and even worse to live with.

I'm also not going to tell you not to Google search it, that's your own dumbass decision to make, but let me tell you now, those images are very, very scary. Want a description? Babies born with Harlequin Fetus look like aliens or mutated babies with burnt, cracked skin and red globular eyes. SOLID red eyes. I would like to say that plenty people have survived it, but many haven't. THIS IS NOT A DAMN JOKE. IT IS NOT FUNNY. IT IS PAINFUL, IT IS LIFE THREATENING, AND ANYONE WHO STILL BELIEVES IT'S KINDA FUNNY CAN GO LOOK UP THOSE IMAGES NOW.
A 14 year old girl, Hunter Steinitz, was born with Harlequin Ichthyosis. Everything about her is perfectly normal, except for her skin, which is bright red and very, very thick. She's lucky she was born alive.

Using Harlequin Fetus as a shock image to laugh at is cruel and disgusting, the work of idiots. Whoever actually did laugh at it can go shove a stick up their butt.
by The Pizza Delivery Girl January 28, 2013
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Yeetus thy Fetus

To throw an unborn child. Or an alive Fetus.
*when baby cries in arms* “ Yeetus thy Fetus demon child
by Gi Gi Habnini June 26, 2018
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