douchebag febreeze

When a douchebag gets ready for an evening out on the town he wants to smell his freshest. Nothing in his arsenal of body sprays, lotions, colognes, deodorants and the like are as important as his "douchebag febreeze", aka AXE BODY SPRAY. A douchebag will thoroughly saturate themself with their AXE BODY SPRAY; they cannot use a normal amount, as they don't think it will be enough to keep them fresh throughout the evening. This is to be applied right before walking out the door, as the smell needs to be as strong as possible for interaction with the ladies. If ever you find yourself getting a whiff of what smell like hugh hefners balls dipped in kerosene, watch out; there is a douchebag on the prowl. Run, fast and far.

brad--i need to smell fresh tonight bro

tj--use my axe body spray broski, there's half a bottle left, is that enough?

brad--i guess it will have to be brah spray my swoled up muscles down

brad & tj--(fist pumping) fresh to death!!!

-brad & tj walk into club-

sara--mmm do i smell douchebag febreeze? that's my kind of guy!!

by the stank pit January 13, 2013

Fereshteh

1. Fereshteh, a great girl with charming advantages making you want to blow yourself up, top to the bottom. Ass to the brain. extremely sexy. Positively funny. Ultimately hot.
2. A kind of an angel who loves feeding you. A food Angel in ancient Persia.

- I saw Fereshteh yesterday.
- Oh, lucky you.

by starship2 July 9, 2011

Febreces

When Febreze is frequently used to mask the smell of feces, so much so, that eventually the two scents become associated with one another.

Passerby: "Man, someone blew the restroom UP this morning...then sprayed an ass-ton of Febreze to try and cover that shit up!"

Observer: "I know bro, it's got the whole joint smelling like febreces."

by El Natural Uno February 7, 2013

ferehiwot

Words cannot describe the beauty of this woman; her smile, her class, and her personality is just amazing. She's like a current in the ocean guiding you to the place you need to be. Her overall being is just amazing, it's a pleasure just being in her presence. She embodies the soul of a Nubian queen and will grace the king of her choosing with her presence .

Wow is that Ferehiwot?

by Some tall guy June 26, 2018

Balloon Ferret

An impossible situation that serves no purpose anyway. Something unachievable yet completely irrelevant, like trying to get a live ferret into an novelty balloon for no apparent reason.

1. Phil had three minutes to shave his muttonchops before his wife got home, not that she'd notice anyway. It was a total balloon ferret
2. Guy to insane girlfriend "You want me to stay awake with you through all of the Twilight movies? What a fucking balloon ferret."

by sabbat7001 May 25, 2013

Fereshta

This girl is strong and independent, who loves and cares for her family & friends but always puts herself first because she know's that life is too short to impress others. This girl has usually been put through a lot but is still standing strong and happy as ever. She stands up for herself and friends and has the top-quality friendship material. If you know a Fereshta hold on to her with everything you've got because losing her would be like losing a piece of yourself. I know this because iv'e lost a Fereshta and it sucked.

Fereshtas tend to have long dark hair with dark brown eyes, though in some rare cases they may have green/grey eyes. Is tall and has fairly large breasts while the rest of her body remains thin/slender. Fit, and lives a healthy lifestyle. Strong features e.g long lashes, thick eyebrows, full lips, strong cheek structure etc.

Her name meaning Angel.

Dayum, who's that sexy girl? Must be Fereshta!

by Piron May 11, 2013

FERREL BUSH APE

A FERREL BUSH APE IS A MACHETTE WIELDING SOMOLIAN THAT IS MOSTLY NOCTURNAL AND COMES OUT TO RAPE AND BURN DOWN VILLIAGES AND THEN RETURNS TO THE BUSH

THE FERREL BUSH APES WERE ON THE PROWL LAST NIGHT AGAIN.

by MARGIE MARIO December 25, 2012