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Fernando Pino

A fernando pino is the sweetest, most selfless person youll ever meet. He can be shy, but once you know him well, you will fall in love with him. His eyes will be the most soothing things to look into-sometimes hazel but turn brown in the summer- makes the mose adorable faces and has the best sense of humor
Hes there for good and will do anything for you. He is very resourceful and full of common sense. He is self sufficiant and very helpful and easy to get along with.

Did i mention he has a very pleasing cock ? He knows exactly what you want in bed and can sure as hell please you. Fernandos are overall the sweetest creatures out there.
"He's the most kindest person I have ever met." "Well obviously, he is Fernando Pino."
by Josueandlukearegay September 30, 2019
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Fernando

A wonderful boy who if your able to meet will brighten up ur life. He's cute,funny and a supportive friend.
That's Fernando for you
by Replay June 28, 2014
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Feed Fernando

The act of deficating into a toilet bowl already spackeled with human feces. Fernando is that Mexican dude with a fecal fetish that just can't seem to get enough poo in his diet. The spackeling found in toilets refers to the remnants of Fernando's turd-log fetish which commonly adorn the corner of his lips. Fernando is a smallish Mexican man in love with himself, and his jet-setting life and will do anything in his power to fuck over the next guy in line to get what he wants. He's the backstabbing, shit-eating little douchebag that everyone hates.
Bruce: Oh god! (stomach rumbling)

Vince: What's wrong man? Did that pile of carne asada do a number on you, or was it the sauce you used to add all that flavor?

Bruce: I'm not sure, but if I don't go and "Feed Fernando" soon, I'm going to paint the inside of my underwear with a stream of butt coffee!
by bruceygofuckyourself June 8, 2011
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Fernando

Fernando might not be the tallest man around but he has a big heart and a wonderful sense of humor he seems mean and shy at first but he’ll slowly open up and maybe you’ll start falling for him
Girl:Who is that short guy he’s so funny and kinda cute.

Guy: oh that’s Fernando if you want you’ll have to get to know him first.
by Lovelygirl7 July 29, 2018
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Fernando

That one spanish kid in your class that's really smart, but somehow, pretty funny.
Friend 1: Wow, Fernando made a really funny joke in 5th period today!
Friend 2: And he's super hot.
by FancyL February 2, 2015
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Fernando

A Fernando is a high social guy who is very, very sexy. A Fernando is usually known for his nice looking, dark hair and his amazing personality. He is very cool and popular at school and is known as "the Mexican" which means he is the coolest Mexican at school. A Fernando also steals your girl without her realizing it. Due to his sexiness he can get any girl because of his charms... he is a magnet!
girl 1: OMG!!!I met this hot guy and I want him more than my boyfriend

girl 2: it was definitely a fernando
by thecoolguy28 February 23, 2013
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fernandosexual

its a person who likes having sex with fernando. its is most probably with megan fox....
Megan fox is fernandosexual
by carla bobaaa July 28, 2009
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