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ferklempt

"Oy Gevalt, I'm so ferklempt that I could plotz."
by JP May 8, 2004
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Feckler

A man that is able to suck his own dick.
"I wish i was a feckler."
by Carter P. June 25, 2008
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Freddie das Ferkel

Freddie das Ferkel is The sweetest ferkelchen ever of the world. Its from ikea and now lives in the butz. Schnörwangen and Lina Raven are the loving parents of bakababy pig. Its too sweet for the world and her best friend is Roman the grumpy potato from frietwinkel.
Och Freddiieeeee!
Freddie das Ferkelchen was born!
by A fine pickle jar February 16, 2023
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farkle

accessory.

The word is generally accepted to mean a combination of "function" and "sparkle", hence, farkle.

Motorcycle enthusiasts may install accessories, called farkles (also spelled farkel), to customize their machine.
One source attributes the term to Pete Wells, the organizer of a 1997 Honda ST1100 rally
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The term is well known in the sport touring community.

An enthusiast may be in the process of "farkling". The completed motorcycle would be all "farkled up". Radar detectors, Global Positioning System receivers, heated grips, and satellite radios are some of those farkles. Other accessories could be aftermarket seats, side and/or top cases or bar risers, which make the motorcycle more suitable for long miles.

F.A.R.K.L.E. -- Fancy Accessory Really Kool Likely Expensive
by Roy Harp July 20, 2006
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farklempt

Yiddish meaning choked up or not feeling good was often used in Saturday night life by Mike Myers is "Coffee talk"
"Oy, i'm getting a little farklempt, talk amongst yourselfs, i'll give you a topic, Rhode Island neither a road of an island Disscus!"
by Alex February 13, 2003
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feckless

1. that of which has no worth, validity, use(s).

2. useless. a waste of time.

3. anything that Gayrab posts on the Internet. 99.7% of the ilk typed or posted by Gayrab. (also point your browser to keyboardracer.com for further details)
"Michael, you should check out the article in last year's C.W. skate magazine? It's got the funniest picture showing Gayrab sitting on the deck of an empty swimming pool, doing what he does best... complete with a feckless laptop 'puter on his lap. He's all trying to mad dog the the camera too. BWAHAHA!"

"Chris, yer SO right. His new name will now be Feckless Lapdog. Cuz that's all he is... just an old flea bitten dog that barks and whines all day. Harmless."
by anonyomous June 17, 2004
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fertleswiper

A very chubby penis, with lots of bulging veins.
"look at the Fertleswiper on that, it looks like a melted Mars bar"
by Keith Laird May 28, 2006
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