Ferk 

It's meant to be pronounced fork. But as someone who is too holy to be misquoted as meaning fuck. Because they don't know that there r that makes the two words different. Its safer to change the whole pronunciation all together

Please can help me with the ferk? Do you want a ferk or a spoon.

Ferk by Thathumanoid March 21, 2020

ferk 

better way of saying fuck

“What the ferk are you doing?” “Are you ferking kidding me!?” “WHAT THE FERK!!!” “She’s such a ferking whore” “Ferk that bitch”

ferk by ferking ferk March 25, 2022

Ferk 

Forced Jerk

When you come back from bombing your Chemistry exam and your fine shit roommate (Michael Ag) isn't there so your forced to jerk off hence a Ferk occurs.

Ferk by Eri Frack December 10, 2024

Ferk 

redneck slang for f*ck

wert der ferk yer derin?

Ferk by Professor Strudel January 23, 2025

der ferk 

Der ferk is a cleaner replacement for what the fuck. Used in mixed company, like in front of parents or teachers.

Dude, I got a 98 on that math test!
Der ferk? You stayed out partying last night, how'd you pull that off?

der ferk by totalg33k January 17, 2011

Vert der Ferk

The Swedish Chef coined translation of W.T.F., appropriate for incognito cursing around small children, marionettes, puppets or on television. It’s use is frowned upon in IKEA where Swedish vernacular is commonplace.

IKEA: “we’re ert of der meatballs.”
Me: “Vert der Ferk! You think I’m here for furniture?”
IKEA: “gert ert.”

Vert der Ferk by Bonehead September 7, 2021

vert der ferk

Swedish Meatball for What The Fuck?!?

Vert der ferk !!!!?!?? MOM ! Why would you flush my sack of fine China white heroin??

vert der ferk by R00T B33R October 6, 2020