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courtesy felatio

The forgetten art of offering felatio as a nice 'thank you.' It is important to note that the felatio should NOT be used as an exchange for money or goods. Courtesy felatio is proper in lieu of a Thank You Card.

Perfect in return for helping someone move, house sitting, picking up groceries, drive to the airport, helping jump start your car, etc...
"Thanks for the drive to the airport. Allow me to express my gratitude with courtesy felatio"

NOT!!! "Thanks for the big screen tv... i'll give you a blow job"... (that is just prostitution)
by Chris Owen H October 1, 2005
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felatio

Also fellatio

N. The act of orally pleasing the male genitalia.

Throughout history felatio has been an exertion of dominance over his lessers. During pre-biblical times, a farmer might force a thief to perform felatio to him had he found said thief trying to steal goods from him.
Felatio is the culmination of a prom night's hard work.
by Jorge December 16, 2004
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felationado

Someone who excels in the art of felatio. A combination of "felatio" and "aficionado."
Damn, that girl is so un-Elizabeth. She's a fuckin' felationado!
by Big Vi May 10, 2005
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Frag 'n Felatio

The act of getting your dick sucked while playing Call of Duty.
Last night was the best, I got Frag 'N Felatio and owned on Search and Destroy.
by Latenights. April 4, 2010
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felatio

Oral sex performed on a man.
Jamie performed felatio on Billy
by Harrassio Martinez May 3, 2004
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Ferratio

The Asian pronunciation of Fellatio, meaning to perform oral sex on a man's penis, otherwise known in slang as a Blowjob.
Dude, I was walking in Patpong road and this Thai prostitute came up to me and said "Herro GI, want me to give you ferratio? Me ruv you rong time, One do$$ah sucky sucky!".
by Mr Swipe August 19, 2007
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felationship

(noun) A felationship is a sexual relationship where the only sex act committed is fellatio. This refers to a casual sex relationship.
"You see that girl over there? I met her at work and we were in a felationship for six months."
by EvilRedhead October 9, 2014
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