Husband: What's wrong, dear?
Wife: (crying) Oh, nothing in particular. It's just that time of the month so my femical levels are spiking.
Wife: (crying) Oh, nothing in particular. It's just that time of the month so my femical levels are spiking.
by captain1nsanity November 16, 2007
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by 50shadesofdone January 26, 2015
Get the femicaust mug.Some bitch who constantly paints common social issues as a gender-based issue.
Femicunts only come in the female gender due to excessive blood waterfalls from their ovaries and bitchy attitude towards males in particular.
Femicunts are very rarely under the weight of 290 pounds, causing them to never ever get laid. This is a major cause of their radical behavior.
Being a femicunt is a major epidemic among users of a social network known as "Tumblr".
If you know a femicunt in your area, it is best that you keep watch as well as keeping your emergency phone numbers on speed-dial in the case of mandatory straight jacket use being necessary.
Femicunts only come in the female gender due to excessive blood waterfalls from their ovaries and bitchy attitude towards males in particular.
Femicunts are very rarely under the weight of 290 pounds, causing them to never ever get laid. This is a major cause of their radical behavior.
Being a femicunt is a major epidemic among users of a social network known as "Tumblr".
If you know a femicunt in your area, it is best that you keep watch as well as keeping your emergency phone numbers on speed-dial in the case of mandatory straight jacket use being necessary.
"I thought she was nice, but her Facebook comments really make her look like a dumb ass femicunt."
"Your friend can't attract a decent boyfriend, so she constantly acts like a femicunt in order to make herself feel better."
"Your friend can't attract a decent boyfriend, so she constantly acts like a femicunt in order to make herself feel better."
by common_sense_sucks_for_you December 16, 2016
Get the femicunt mug.A femnist is a person who whines (usually misinterpreted as "fights") for rights already recieved. These horrific abominations are commonly females and are possibly the most annoying pieces of poo-poo you'll ever encounter.
*a wild femnist appears*
-cue battle music-
Femnist: USE ANNOYING COMPLAINT ABOUT EQUALITY TO BOTH SEXES WHEN I ONLY WANT IT FOR MYSELF
*It's not very effective*
Normal, non-femnist, sane person: USE "YOU ALREADY HAVE EQUAL RIGHTS" COMEBACK
*it's very effective*
-Femnist uses run-
-cue battle music-
Femnist: USE ANNOYING COMPLAINT ABOUT EQUALITY TO BOTH SEXES WHEN I ONLY WANT IT FOR MYSELF
*It's not very effective*
Normal, non-femnist, sane person: USE "YOU ALREADY HAVE EQUAL RIGHTS" COMEBACK
*it's very effective*
-Femnist uses run-
by I'm a girl, don't worry November 19, 2017
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Kanye: I like to use the Word 'Feminicity' when regarding the plural idea of the word 'femininity'
Kanye: I like to use the Word 'Feminicity' when regarding the plural idea of the word 'femininity'
by Kstackz October 20, 2020
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"Who knows, there femoicks"
"Who knows, there femoicks"
by ShoeBottle March 21, 2010
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