fetarded

A combination of fucked-up and retarded. Used to describe an action, person, etc. that is simultaneously bizarre and stupid.

Hey did you hear the new Bjork song? It's pretty fetarded. Actually, all her music is fetarded.

by arnie123 April 22, 2010

Ferard

From the band My chemical romance two band mates Gerard way and Frank Iero were rumored to be dating. They would show affection on stage more than just friendly stuff. They would kiss on stage. Gerard went behind franks back and married a woman and in a concert after the physicality that Gerard throwing frank to the floor after frank trying to do their normal stage stuff. This was after Gerard had gotten married back stage at a concert without telling frank. There was a rumor that Ray Toro found Frankie crying after he found out about the wedding.

Gerard:Hey Frankie
Frank:Yeah
Gee:You heard about the Ferard thing right?
Frankie:Yeah *blushing*
They get on stage
Gee:Makes out with Frankie’s facd

by I still have faith in MCR May 9, 2018

Rucking Fetard

A play on the word Fucking Retard. Epic username. An example of a classic twist is Mucking Foron.

Bob :: Hi I'm Bob.
Jake :: Meh.
Bob :: So whats up?
Jake :: Meh
Bob :: Rucking Fetard.

Jake :: Meh, Meh

by mobinga June 14, 2011

femtardation

The disease that affects femtards.

A bad case of femtardation has stricken the college campus.

by Antihater April 28, 2016

Femtard

Used as a descriptive term for gay men in the lgbt community. Short for female retardation, It is when a man is so gay he not only is attracted to other men, he is also retardant of all females. If a female comes with in contact of a femtard she will ignite into flames.

Example 1
John: Did you hear about the lady that went to the pride march, she got too close to a gay man and she spontaneously combusted.

Jenny: was probs a femtard.

Example 2
Barry: some femtard just suicide bombed a woman's shelter.

Mathew:
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by Terroristsleepercell July 31, 2020

Femandal

Manish sandals worn by women; Often pink or sky blue to soften the fact that they are wearing ugly man sandals; usually involves Velcro straps of some sort.

she can hike much better in her new femandals.

by boseafus October 18, 2007

Feardon

Fear that Sean Reardon might take your girl

Damn that's sean Reardon at the moose he might take my girl that's giving me feardon

by Jnastyzzz July 19, 2017