felted 

To be felted is to be bend over by a large Canadian man who sucks on your asshole while I random cokehead wanks in the corner.

"Oh baby, he felted me!" said Sturgis

felted by commi3 mark June 21, 2024

Felted 

The term was coined by PigRoach (AKA DarkSyde Phil, AKA The "King" of Begging ... I mean Hate, AKA Dave the Tips Diver) during his stream attempting to roast RTUStreams for the same things he does on a nightly basis including begging for money, running a scam patreon and having his fans pay for all the equipment to keep his $5000 monthly Scopely expense businesses running.

"Look Rich, look with all the hate you have given me over the years, I'm keeping this token and making it part of my set every night ... you got felted bitch" - DSP

Felted by PandaWasUnderage August 13, 2024

felted mound 

The area just above a womens vagina that has a noticeable bulge and has a good mass of hair on it.

That women's felted mound stuck out like a sore thumb, I could see it from across the beach!

felted mound by forshizzlebdizzlemydickizle December 24, 2008

feted

Partied out in Buckhead or Tucker GA
just north of Atlanta.

A party goer who survives to the end of a long night out in Buckhead/Tucker Georgia is finally feted.

feted by Ken M. Zappala April 12, 2008

Feeted 

The act of stamping on another, putting one's feet on another's body, mauling another with one's feet.

"Man, that guy got totally feeted..."

Feeted by Roren August 15, 2008

Felsted wetty 

A felsted wetty is a felsted pupil, Felsted being the school in Essex, England. A felsted wetty is a rich boy check IRL, they all own Lambo’s and Porsche’s and love spending daddy’s money. They can’t fight, but can play rugby. Also they are better than Brentwood pricks and New Hall slags.

“Ohh, did you see Amelia yesterday”
“Yer, she only wears designer clothes”
“That’s coz she go’s to Felsted”
“Ohh dame, she’s a Felsted wetty ”
“Yer, and she full boards so u can’t smash.”
“Shit, lets go meet our new hall slags then”
“Fine.”

Felsted wetty by Thegaydude July 2, 2019

Double D-feated 

When you get turned down by a chick with big tits.

Joe tried to hit up the chick at the bar with the huge chesticles, but when she found out he's an "artist", he got totally double d-feated.

Double D-feated by BehindtheHype October 2, 2009