feline

Archaic for "A cat or other member of the cat family". Nowadays, we just refer to any member of the cat family as a cat. In particular, species of the cat family that are (much) larger than a house cat are referred as "big cats".

Today's Standards: Lions are big cats.

Proper Standards: No, they're felines. Who the hell came up with "big cats", a 3-year-old?

Today's Standards: Nope! We brought "feline" into disuse a long long time ago!

by EpicScientician September 26, 2021

feline disrespect from behind

'Feline Disrespect from Behind' refers to the act of a cat flying out of nowhere and straight into a person's rectum definitely signifying a lack of respect for the victim. It originated from a Japanese ad for "Bukkake" milk and shows an example of 'Engrish' at its best

Theres only one example

FELINE DISRESPECT FROM BEHIND!!!!!

by Digger Please March 20, 2007

feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator

A polite way of saying the phrase, "pussywhipped piece of shit motherfucker.

This blender is a real feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator -- the little fucker can't even make a stupid margarita and always reeks like burned wires!

by Telephony October 10, 2016

Feleke

(verb) To fall asleep, to be tired, to be able to fall sleep anywhere. (noun) A person who tend to get sleepy after eating meals or during boring meetings

I Feleke'd it during today's 2 hour seminar.

by randomperson85 May 27, 2010

Feline-Fuckery

1) Jokes or pranks that seem to cause problems.
2) Girl with Cat ears, often in a sense of sex fetish

Stop with all this feline-fuckery!!!

WOW that girl is hot! I would love some Feline-Fuckery.

by Warboss-Chris November 16, 2009

felendir

The gay ass attitude that one has when your parents beat you and your friends don't actually like you.

"Nick, your dad is a fucking hitman, so stop being felendir."

"I don't want to come over, your dad scares the fuck out of me, so stop being felendir."

by Toddenhammer January 15, 2009

feline fest

the female version of a sausage fest.
when the number of females largely outnumbers the number of males

where are the guys at? oh that's right, i forgot we're having a feline fest.

by Bri K. June 28, 2010