Flaboated

:The bodily sensation of feeling both fat and bloated simultaneously.

My copious consumption of baked beans has left me flaboated.

I was so flaboated, I couldn’t get my pants on.

I’m always so flaboated during my period, I might explode!

by Corpy Bingles May 16, 2022

Fearbate

When you’re scared of a situation or event and have the sudden urge to masterbate causing immediate relief of stress and being scared.

I was at work when my boss came into the office and started screaming at me about a project not being done , so I went into the bathroom and fearbated causing relief of stress and fear.

by EBARRA97 October 1, 2025

de-flagrate

Don't remember which two letters are italicized. Brothers to the the south call that a yin yang.

Big Sandy dun did de-flagrate that boy after her two handed handy. She still out of licorice though.

by Big2handSandy January 21, 2024