Boss: Did you steal office supplies from the office?
Jeff: Of course not! Why would I do that? I have a
small investment in the company that supplies the advertising for the office supply companies so if I stole supplies from the office I would be stealing money from myself
Boss:...ok...get back to
work
Jeff: It's a good thing I'm can Feign
Logic real well (says Jeff as he sneaks more pens into his bag)