Felon factories

These are failing schools and communities, dominated by one political party, with low literacy and high crime rates.

The Northern areas are felon factories!

by I, Wreckerrr May 11, 2021

Felonious Spunk

Sexual assault committed while jazz music is playing.

He prefers modal jazz when inflicting his Felonious Spunk.

by Lars von Schittenberg October 22, 2012

Failosophy

An idea from a person that fails.
Everyone hates the idea, and it should be rejected immediately.

Billy: Noobs are the coolest people ever.
Bob: What the hell, no. Dude, that's seriously a failosophy...

by Simply Stefani; December 27, 2008

Felonious Thelonius

A nickname given to the great jazz pianist Thelonius Monk due to the friendships he had with cultural rabble rousers like Allen Ginsberg and Timothy Leary.

We love the freedom we feel when Felonious Thelonius sets us on fire!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 27, 2020

Fellow kids

Trying to get with the kids by using old/bad memes. Typically used by companies and teachers.

Company: hellos Fellow Kids poggers wholesome 100 buy our products floss all day.
Kid: what

by Guy fiercely November 10, 2020

FELONI

Trish Best, best known by her stage name FELONI, is an African-American lesbian rapper from Detroit, Michigan. She is also known by many of her fans as the "Godmother" of the "out" urban lesbian hip-hop movement. She was featured on Coming Out Stories, a reality television show on LOGO that depicts the lives of gays and lesbians coming out to their families and friends.

That lesbian rapper FELONI is off the hook! You should check out her album!

by CWWP21 August 8, 2008

Fellowism

A strongly Capitalist, Republican, and general right-wing ideology that states that poor people should remain poor (they should help themselves) and that charities should be abolished.
Has been known to be particularly pro-war and all those in the RAF are held in specific high-esteem. All those in the Navy, however, are considered second-class citizens.

War-mongering;
"We need to show these other countries who is boss"
Anti-charities:
"According to Fellowism, poor people should help themselves"
For-RAF
"Everyone should go to air cadets!"

by Dale Walford November 22, 2006