Freedom middle school

The hell hole where children eat shitty food, jerk off, mess around, break up, make out, get rejected, and “learn”

Also includes a large variety of annoying teachers. (I won’t list their names here out of “respect”) and did I mention that the bathrooms are completely unsanitary. Yeah no soap barely ever water and if you wonna dry your hands just wipe them off on your shirt.

But hey when you look past the shitty food, unsanitary bathrooms, shitty teachers, horrible WiFi, annoying kids, bad subjects, short lunches, no free time, it’s actually a “ok” place.

Did you hear about that hell-hole Freedom Middle School? Naw.

by Kid from middle school December 19, 2018

freedom vendor

Slang term for an attorney, the court sanctioned salesperson who hawks freedom to the client with the fattest wallet.

You had better buy yourself a freedom vendor who is worth a shit if you expect to walk.

by Dr Bunnygirl February 20, 2019

freedomboo

A US-obsessed person, similar to a weeaboo.

Felipe is such a freedomboo. Did you see his American flag phone case? omg

by beeezyyy March 6, 2017

Freedom Speeding

The act of speeding just after escaping from an area of dense traffic. Flooring it after you pass the car in front of you often leading to speeding tickets or warnings.

"Jim got pulled over yesterday for freedom speeding on the freeway."

"Freakin cop pulled me over when i was only freedom speeding for ten seconds."

by KurachiSauce September 25, 2011

FREEDOM DiVE

"FREEDOM DiVE" otherwise known as "Freedom Dive" is the international anthem for all rhythm games.

"Hey, you should try FREEDOM DiVE/ Freedom Dive if you're looking for a challenging chart."

by ReiBeats June 18, 2021

Eyebrows of Freedom

Eyebrows of Freedom - Eyebrows so big they could fly off someone's face to freedom.

Example: Erwin Smith's eyebrows (Attack on titan)

"Let's go scouting legion, may the eyebrows of freedom be with you!"

"I thought it was the wings of freedom."

"Shut up Eren, you brat. If Erwin says eyebrows, it's eyebrows."
"Sorry lance corporal Levi."

by lizbird101 October 5, 2016

freedom pinata

n. An Iraqi improvised explosive device (IED) that misses its intended target and is not, therefore, officially counted as an incidence of violence towards US Forces. Because maybe it's just how the Iraqis celebrate their wonderful new democracy, and wasn't really meant to hurt anyone.

An IED that doesn't involve US personnel? That's not an act of violence, that's a Freedom Pinata.

(Seen on fark.com)

by SkidMarkyMark December 7, 2006