Fake wedding: A celebration for women who have concluded they don't want to/might not get married but don't want to miss out on their 'big day'. A response to the fact that most women only want to get married for a) the proposal (flattering) and b) the party (more undivided attention). An opportunity for ladies to spend a foolish amount of money on a dress they will wear once, a decent hairdo, a massive cake, flowers, a chauffer-driven entrance, a good time for all their loved ones and a photographer (to capture the 'blushing' hostess in as much glory as her middle-age can muster). Ideally combined with 40th birthday celebrations to encourage the co-operation of one's nearest and dearest, as opposed being branded an 'asshole'.
You're invited to attend my fedding this April. (You'd better be there as I'll be having a whale of a time, whether you are or not, and the pictures won't look as good if I'm alone.)
by frezley December 16, 2011
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Aye boss you got any china white?
Yeah man I got some feddie, how much you need?
Lemme get an eighth of that white.
Yeah man I got some feddie, how much you need?
Lemme get an eighth of that white.
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Get the fedding mug.usually a very tall boy with amazing blonde curly hair and light blue eyes. also has braces too and is the dream boyfriend. this irish name means “man of god”. will always be there for you even in your darkest times. he’s so cute, sweet, funny, nice, friendly and kind. once you get a boy like him make sure to never let him go because it would be the worst mistake of your life.
girl 1: “oh look over there it’s ferdia”.
girl 2: “who’s ferdia?”
girl 1: “he’s the best boy in the world”
girl 2: “who’s ferdia?”
girl 1: “he’s the best boy in the world”
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My feddie imiss u sm, I hope we meet again soon even if it will took years to cross our paths again. I will wait for you.
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