facial aesthetics

When you have more than just a pretty face,facial aesthetics beat a ripped body anyday of the week.

leonardo dicaprio is blessed with god tier facial aesthetics no wonder he looks so young even in his 40s

by curlydude January 2, 2017

Fecal Carbonation

The feeling caused by holding in a fart, that results in the poop being carbonated with the unpassed gas. The resulting poop is bubbly and airy, and often painful to excrete.

Man, I've been holding in so many farts that I'm getting fecal carbonation!

My asshole just got torn apart by my shit's fecal carbonation.

by theaman97 November 25, 2013

snow facial

When someone gets their face pushed into the snow by their friend. Usually during snowball fights.

"Oh man,yesterday we had this crazy snowball fight and I gave Timmy a snow facial!"

by Hana12343214 December 22, 2008

fecal harrassment

When the office crowd are out having their two hour lunch, a big fat slob from shipping and receiving will take a commode shattering crap in the woman's room. It is a big no-no to take a stinky shit where the restroom is carpeted. Therefore, it is hilarious when the Human Resources Manager gags every day when she walks in there.

"I can't believe Jerome. He is going to get in trouble for fecal harrassment some day."

by Running out of patience March 7, 2008

fecal lucidity

The ability to concentrate that is regained upon moving one's bowels.

Jim got home from work to Cindy's litany of how badly the kids were behaving, but fortunately for them, they were in luck. Jim could not concentrate on a single word with the turtle head poking out. Once he was done dumping he achieved a level of unmatched fecal lucidity.
"So," sighed Jim deeply, walking out of the bathroom, "Anything interesting happen today?"

by Wisk January 31, 2008

Fecal Bifeciation

The act of voiding feces from the bowels, returing as much of the expunged feces as possible back to the bowels, and then defecating the freshly installed feces back out of the bowels. Note that the second release of feces is much more septic than the first.

I had nowhere to hide my dog's shit, so I made it fecal bifeciate the load.

by EGM September 4, 2003

Boracay Facial

When you bust a nut all over a girl's face, which is then followed immediately by kicking the fine, soft, powdery white Boracay sand on her...giving the feel of a St. Ives apricot facial scrub.

Gerry: Damn Paul, did you end up giving her a Boracay facial?
Paul: Hell yeah I did! I shot my load all over her face and then kicked sand in that ratchet girl's eyes!

by TagTeamChampionsOfTheWorld May 25, 2015