fecal position 

Noun

1. Similar to a standing "fetal position", it's when you can tell somebody has to take a crap by the manner in which they are standing.

"The fecal position is a little hunched and a little crouched with an expression of discomfort."

fecal position by billebllunt May 9, 2014

fetal position 

the act of curling yourself in a ball and crying like a little girl in hopes that your attacker will just go away.

lol that kid just threw himself in the fetal position and shit his pants.

fetal position by mullet man carrie January 16, 2011

the fetal position 

the most common sleeping position, curling up your arms and legs into a compact ball. usually accompanied by crying.
it is most popular for its sense of comfort, hence the name "fetal position," the position fetuses fall into while in the womb.

"the fetal position is the most common sleeping position, usually for its feeling of comfort and attachment."

the fetal position by fellownapper April 9, 2021

faecal position 

Feeling like, and possibly smelling like, and lying in the position of a turd

I hauled a whole bottle of white lightening and spent the next day in the faecal position on the lounge floor

faecal position by Elizabeth April 7, 2005

Fetal Position 

A sexual position consisting of a woman curled up like a fetus and a man lying straight having sex with her belly button.

The fetal position is intended for use with women who are overweight or have abnormally large belly buttons.

"How was last night?"

"Lame. Fetal position isn't all it's cracked up to be."

Fetal Position by Jafus000xxx1 June 14, 2008