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February 

The second month of the year that tends to confuse the hell out of people every four years with its added day. This month can either be a romantic time, or the worst time of the year. Some people tend to over exaggerate the holiday in the middle of the month known as Valentine's day and dress up in ridiculous costumes that just beg to be made fun of, while others just tend to hide away in the corners hoping the holiday passes quickly. Either way, people never seem to remember Groundhog's day which is the greatest holiday of the year.
1: Do you know the months song?
2: 30 days half September, April, June, and November. All the rest have 31... except for February which is screwed up in the head and has 28, except for every four years when it has 29 to make up for those hours every year... Ya know what? Just go away.
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February 

that one month where the singles are extra depressed. they only have about 13 days to find someone to date. and if they’re lucky they’ll get their person on the 14th.
shit February is coming.. i need a date
February by fuepueta April 28, 2020

February 

It’s Free Fuck February so boy’s go get that game.
Boy : Let’s fuck
Girl : No i don’t do that
Boy : But it’s Free Fuck February

Girl : Your right lets go fuck
February by Teagan R. November 6, 2019

February 

My birthday is in February .
February by Thewallstreetboy October 13, 2019

February 

Stop grabbing my arse

It’s February though
February by Yet to be found December 8, 2020

February 

Its February ladies keep ur legs closed
February by Ur lom November 4, 2019

February 

1.) The second month in the Roman calendar system.
2.) Contains the highest suicide rates.
Why do you want to kill yourself? Oh yeah, it's February...
February by rawramp February 24, 2009