FBF (Fat Bitch Friday):
The only
time it is acceptable to drunkenly go home with, or allow a drunken friend go home with, a fat chick. It is only acceptable on a Friday after a drunken
night of striking out with decent chicks and only acceptable between 11pm and 3 am on said Friday night/early Sat morning.
Failure of abiding by these rules is a breach on man code and the violator willfully subjugates himself to a minimum of 3 1/2 weeks of being ridiculed and
may also be kicked in the balls or have his man card taken away until he proves himself worthy once more to hold it.