falard

one who is creepy, greasy, fat, and has multiple chins.

did you see that falard yesterday? that guy is such a falard!

by dorx January 31, 2010

fayard

a person with an enormously large dick.

His fayard in bed was amazing last night.

by taylaah. January 24, 2007

fatard

n: one who is or has become so obese that his physical movements are drastically impaired (as if he were retarded).

The poor fatard can't even get up to go to the bathroom anymore.

by vinniemese August 16, 2008

fatarded

Short for fucking retarded. Meaning very very stupid. Can add even more emphasis by saying fucking fatarded.

After Joel put a staple into his head by accident I said, "You're so fucking fatarded."

by Ryan December 22, 2002

Fagard

It is a term use to describe someone that is retarded and at the same time someone that is gay.

Dude Tj is such a fagard he tried to make Liam suck his poolstick,but he told everyone watch

by megandonckeybutmasterhead April 19, 2009

Fajardo

A port city in Puerto Rico, which has ferries to Culebra and Vieques which are Islands controlled by the government of Puerto Rico. The home of the original Pina Buena soda factory, which today is the national soft drink of Puerto Rico. This fact makes "Fajardenos" The most bad ass Puerto Ricans out there.

"I will take the ferry in Fajardo to go to Culebra."

by SinChin April 10, 2009

Carlo Fajardo

A very handsome Filipino who got swagger over a "hunned-tillion".

Damn I want to have a Carlo Fajardos babies

by onlytheTRUTH October 24, 2012