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not intended to be a factual statement

What feels true and is not intended to be a factual statement

Sen. Jon Kyl claimed on the congress floor that abortion is "well over 90% of what Planned Parenthood does."

When the actual figure turned out to be 3%, his office released a statement clarifying that Kyl's figure was "not intended to be a factual statement."
Stephen Colbert: Sen. Jon Kyl personally sabotaged the Apollo 13 mission. (Not intended to be a factual statement).

Sen. Jon Kyl throws babies at elder people. (Not intended to be a factual statement).
by fresair May 2, 2011
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Factuals

Something that is so true facts isn’t enough.
Him: Yeah, that girls a hoe.

Me: Factuals...🤷🏼 ♀️
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factually correct

A completely and utterly accurate statement which is above dispute or debate. Usage pioneered by ESPN fantasy analysts Matthew Berry and Nate Ravitz.
Ricky Nolasco had a 9.5 K/9 ratio in 2009. That is factually correct.
by Jesseberger March 10, 2010
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factual facts

facts that are so factual you just fucking accept it.
"you are so full of factual facts."
"that right there is a factual fact."
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When you are hearing someone spitting facts you can reply by saying this and it will imply that you are 100% in agreement with what they are saying.
Gabe- yo this jacket is cold bruh
TJ- yo that’s straight factuals no captuals
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Not intended to be a factual statement

An excuse released by the office of Minnesota Senator Jon Kyle after telling a blatant lie on the senate floor and getting called out for it the next day by the offended parties.

Used nowadays to say things that would normally be considered quite libelous and whacky.

Stephen Colbert aired the story on his show, the Colbert Report, then spent the night twittering nonsense phrases about the senator, using the HashTag "#NotIntendedtobeaFactualStatement".
Jon Kyle is actually one of Gaddafi's sexy lady ninja bodyguards

*not intended to be a factual statement
by dbrow127 May 4, 2011
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Factual

A statement that is perceived as the truth by a person or a body of people.
"I AM NOT GAY"--- factual statement said by George Micheal
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