faux H2O

Water from drinking fountain or tap poured into the empty plastic bottle of brand name water. A good way save money and still look sophisticated.

Everybody thinks I drink expensive water all the time. My secret is faux H2O. Helps the environment too.

by yes juanito yes May 1, 2015

faux dough

bread made at subway with a plastic-like chemical

Man, this faux dough tastes a little chewy.

by henro50 February 16, 2014

faux queue

noun phrase: A slow line at a store checkout, the cause of one's being faux queued.
verb: to cause one to be faux queued by inordinately slowing down the progress of the checkout line.
expletive: see example

noun phrase: I was caught in a faux queue caused by a little old lady who insisted on paying with exact change, which she knew she had somewhere in her purse....

verb: Why did that little old lady have to faux queue me when I was already so late for my appointment?

expletive: ME TO LITTLE OLD LADY: Faux queue, old lady! LITTLE OLD LADY TO ME: Faux queue too, young man!

by Karl Pfeifer August 17, 2006

faux snow

A term meaning "for sure", used by white hip-hop listeners with blocked noses.

"Yo, you still got a cold?"
"Faux snow, ho."

by all kids love heavy metal January 4, 2009

Faux-lex

A knock off or fake of a really expensive, often fashion related, item sold for "one hell of a deal". Derived from the watch, Rolex, being a famous 'knocked off' item. Usually purchased from a street vendor, out of the back of a van or in another questionable transaction. And usually of poor quality.

"Check out the watch I got from this guy on eBay! A Rolex... for $50!"
"Dude... that's a Faux-lex. The '5' is upsidedown."

by Rock Deputy November 5, 2005

fauxbait

An attractive woman which looks underaged but actually isn't.

- Oh crap, what did you do man?! She's total jailbait!

- Nah, I know her since kinderschool, she's legal, but a total fauxbait.

by SDMS October 13, 2020

faux dive

A bar which looks like a dive but is acutally a trendy spot. A common hangout for hipsters. Word originates from the television show "The Simpsons"

Yuppie: "Hey, this isn't faux dive. This is a dive,"
Moe: "You're a long way from home, yuppie-boy. I'll start a tab."
Simpsons

by Lasko August 3, 2006