A fauxstie (fo-stie) is a person who acts like a coastie, but is not from the coast. Many of these people are from rich north Chicago and north Milwaukee suburbs. Unfortunately, they are as displeasing to be around as regular coasties.
Chris: Damn, look at the girl with the uggs and the northface. Stupid coastie...
Phil: But wait, shes from Chicago, so shes a fauxstie.
Chris: Ohhh, I get it
Phil: But wait, shes from Chicago, so shes a fauxstie.
Chris: Ohhh, I get it
by Missing Waldo February 18, 2010
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He: Oh, honey I'm so sorry.
She: Don't fauxsole me, Asswipe. You don't have to go to work with dirty fingernails
He: Oh, honey I'm so sorry.
She: Don't fauxsole me, Asswipe. You don't have to go to work with dirty fingernails
by SpicyMuffin December 24, 2009
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friend 1: you look like shit. What's wrong?
friend 2: I haven't came in 2 months
friend 1: Damn! You must have some fluxsys balls!
friend 2: I haven't came in 2 months
friend 1: Damn! You must have some fluxsys balls!
by flardy December 1, 2019
Get the fluxsys balls mug.A heterosexual person who pretends to be gay/lesbian/bi and kisses the same gender in public in order to receive attention.
by Eric_CA May 21, 2008
Get the Fauxsexual mug.Regarding one's own behavior or oneself as "awesome" when in fact the behavior is misguided, or embarrassing, or one is really living a thinly-veiled life of mediocrity and fear.
The hipster was convinced that he was completely awesome, but those around him knew he was fauxsome, with no real ideas or action to back him up.
by SnarkGirl January 12, 2012
Get the Fauxsome mug.Food items marketed as wasabi, but having little or no actual wasabi, which is rare and costly. Horseradish and vinegar are used as substitute flavors and natural coloring (light green) is added.
Bummer! I bought this expensive wasabi mayo, only to find that it has almost no real wasabi. Should be called fauxsabi, man.
by flyingdog April 22, 2010
Get the fauxsabi mug.A fake feeling of nostalgia for something old you didn't actually experience - like Instagram filters and throwback branding from before you could actually walk.
The 20-year old said the X-Pro II filter in Instagram really gave him fauxstalgia for the good old days back in the 1970's.
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