fauxner

A fake erection created by your pants when you sit down.

Hey Bill, is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Naw man that's just a fauxner.

by The Delicious Destroyer April 12, 2007

fauxnection

A false connection made to another person in order to gain something from them. Usually information or other things not easily procured otherwise. Involves pretending an otherwise non-existent acquaintance.

1. Heather made a fauxnection with the bouncer to get us into the club.

by Mad Morrigan October 10, 2012

Fauxed

Having been fixed but only to the extent of appearing to have been fixed, especially for the purposes of deception.

When the dude sat in the chair I fauxed, it totally collapsed.

by reallydolly August 9, 2010

Fauxnads

Chic with Balls
- Faux is a french term meaning false / fake, pronounced "foe"
- Nads is another term for male testicals (shortened from gonads)

So instead of a tough chic 'Gonads' it could be said,
"That Chic has Fauxnads" (fake balls)

by Drea68 July 14, 2010

fauxcedes

A Hyundai Genesis sedan that looks remarkably similar to a Mercedes.

Dumb guy: Oh dude, Jason just a got a new Mercedes! Check it out!

Smart Guy: No way fool, that ain't no Mercedes - it's a Fauxcedes - made by Hyundai - and they call it a "Genesis" like it was first or something.

by ron_99 May 8, 2010

fauxnerable

the act of being vulnerable by sharing seemingly intimate information in order to manipulate vulnerabliltiy from another person. (the "intimate information" is stuff they’d tell anybody).

Jack gets laid non-stop! He knows how to do fauxnerable right!

by jennyann September 28, 2010

fauxnector

A fauxnector is the person who is guilty of making a fauxnection.

I stopped listening to James after he said he was best friends with Stacy because I know she hates him, and snubbed him last week. He is a total fauxnector!

by Mad Morrigan October 10, 2012