fauxhawk

Hairstyle combed into the middle with a sticky substance and made to vaguely resemble a mohawk.

Commonly thought to be the worst thing to happen to punk since Good Charlotte.

Tom: "Dude what's that on your head?"
Billy: "Its a fauxhawk, don't judge me!"
Tom: "Too late, kill yourself."

by Taesr November 11, 2009

fauxhawking

fauxhawking is when a guy ejaculates into a womans hair (or only bangs if hair is to long), and styles it into a stylish fauxhawk.

"hey, you'll never guess what, yesterday James and i were having sex and ha wanted to cum into my hair, so i said "sure", then took his hands and styled it into the sexiest fauxhawk!!"

"OMG!! i love getting fauxhawked!"

---- fauxhawking

by sexyblond October 09, 2009

fauxhawk

the totally scene hairstyle sported by celebrities and metros alike... created by Paris fasion genius Alfalfa of "The Little Rascles", this hairstyle is achieved by combing all one's hair to the center so one my give the appearance of a mohawkwithout the socially unacceptable shaving of the head...

"OMGZ!!!111 dId u C codyz FauXhAwK?!11eleven1 like lozzies... S0000 hAwtt!!11" is something a man with a fauxhawk might say

by Ümbra September 07, 2004

fauxhawk

A common hairstyle of the gays resembling a miniature mohawk.

Jack: Jake, diggin' the fauxhawk

Jake: Thanks, hotstuff.

Jack: How do you always know how to get me so hard?

by cupoficecream July 18, 2009

fauxhawk

Faggy haircut worn by people of the homosexual or retarded genre.

Bill - "Hey dude, nice fauxhawk! Haha"

Derek (Fauxhawk) - "Dude, you want to spoon or something...?"

by Termin Ate Her April 10, 2009

fauxhawk

simply: A fake mohawk. The hair is combed up to a point. A fauxhawk makes you look gay, BAD metro, and coneheaded. If you had any balls you'd shave the sides.

I have a fauxhawk cause my mom picks out my clothes. I have a fauxhawk cause the men like it. I have a fauxhawk cause Im too lame to shave the sides. My head comes to a point because I have a fauxhawk. I have a fauxhawk cause Im from brasher

by emazing and locky May 22, 2005

fauxhawk

Fauxhawk a bad haircut only for Beckham-a-likes.

David Beckham Wears a Fauxhawk, its not worth looking that bad.!

by JoshyBoy September 13, 2005