Hairstyle combed into the middle with a sticky substance and made to vaguely resemble a mohawk.
Commonly thought to be the worst thing to happen to punk since Good Charlotte.
Commonly thought to be the worst thing to happen to punk since Good Charlotte.
Tom: "Dude what's that on your head?"
Billy: "Its a fauxhawk, don't judge me!"
Tom: "Too late, kill yourself."
Billy: "Its a fauxhawk, don't judge me!"
Tom: "Too late, kill yourself."
by Taesr November 12, 2009
Get the fauxhawkmug. fauxhawking is when a guy ejaculates into a womans hair (or only bangs if hair is to long), and styles it into a stylish fauxhawk.
"hey, you'll never guess what, yesterday James and i were having sex and ha wanted to cum into my hair, so i said "sure", then took his hands and styled it into the sexiest fauxhawk!!"
"OMG!! i love getting fauxhawked!"
---- fauxhawking
"OMG!! i love getting fauxhawked!"
---- fauxhawking
by sexyblond October 8, 2009
Get the fauxhawkingmug. the totally scene hairstyle sported by celebrities and metros alike... created by Paris fasion genius Alfalfa of "The Little Rascles", this hairstyle is achieved by combing all one's hair to the center so one my give the appearance of a mohawkwithout the socially unacceptable shaving of the head...
"OMGZ!!!111 dId u C codyz FauXhAwK?!11eleven1 like lozzies... S0000 hAwtt!!11" is something a man with a fauxhawk might say
by Ümbra September 7, 2004
Get the fauxhawkmug. Jack: Jake, diggin' the fauxhawk
Jake: Thanks, hotstuff.
Jack: How do you always know how to get me so hard?
Jake: Thanks, hotstuff.
Jack: How do you always know how to get me so hard?
by cupoficecream July 17, 2009
Get the fauxhawkmug. Bill - "Hey dude, nice fauxhawk! Haha"
Derek (Fauxhawk) - "Dude, you want to spoon or something...?"
Derek (Fauxhawk) - "Dude, you want to spoon or something...?"
by Termin Ate Her April 9, 2009
Get the fauxhawkmug. simply: A fake mohawk. The hair is combed up to a point. A fauxhawk makes you look gay, BAD metro, and coneheaded. If you had any balls you'd shave the sides.
I have a fauxhawk cause my mom picks out my clothes. I have a fauxhawk cause the men like it. I have a fauxhawk cause Im too lame to shave the sides. My head comes to a point because I have a fauxhawk. I have a fauxhawk cause Im from brasher
by emazing and locky May 24, 2005
Get the fauxhawkmug. Fauxhawk a bad haircut only for Beckham-a-likes.
by JoshyBoy September 26, 2005
Get the fauxhawkmug.