I’ve fallen and I can’t get it up!

The more current, commonplace version of the old saying now that folks don’t necessarily need to be able to ambulate well in order to fuck.

I don’t know what happened, I took my Vitamin V and now I’ve fallen and I can’t get it up!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 24, 2019

faulknasty

Anyone with the last name Faulkner, who has mad game with the honeys and has lots of money.

Yo, Me and Faulknasty are heading to Tin Tin Noodles for lunch.

by Kentucky Blue April 24, 2008

I've fallen and I can't get up

A really annoying catchphrase from the late 80's/early 90's that originated from a commercial for a paramedical emergency radio for the elderly. During the commercial, and old lady falls off her walker and in the most pathetic tone of voice possible, utters this phrase into the advertised device.

Before everyone and their mom was screaming "I'm Rick James, bitch" they were screaming "I've fallen and I can't get up" in a sad attempt to be funny and witty.

by Dassh September 8, 2004

Fallen Kingdom

1. A beautiful minecraft parody of Coldplay's Viva La Vida

2. A slang used when someone takes away something from someone that impacts the person a lot on a physical or psychological manner

1. Fallen Kingdom is the best song made in existence.

2.Everything was going great but Karen pulled a Fallen Kingdom on me!

by yeeter of the seven seas June 27, 2019

Faylenn

An awesome friend who is hilarious to hang around, fun to talk to, and always reliable to others. She is awesome in every way and people hope to god they can know her for the rest of their lives. Don't lie. everyday she has a smile to mix up the tension, make things happier, and in certain occasions, spices up anyone day. Shes a pretty huge dork personality, but hey. That's what to love about her.

Me:Dude what the hell don't take my animal crackers!
Guy: Its not my fault you jus- *breaks into a word fight*
Faylenn: Both of you shut your face holes before i stick a banana in them.
Me: ;) *wisper* Thanks.

by ~KK~ October 15, 2010

Waking the Fallen

Second by Avenged Sevenfold. Contains good combination of screaming and singing with great guitar riffs and solos. First album to feature bassist Johnny Christ.

Guy 1: Hey, have you heard that A7X album Waking the Fallen?

Guy 2: Yeah, it's their best one!

by futbolfan May 17, 2009

help, i've fallen, and i can't get up

a catchphrase from some old 80's tv commercial for LifeAlert, a device geared toward the elderly that supposedly was supposed to save them if they became stranded. usually an old woman says it

old hag -"Help, I've fallen, and I can't get up!"

mustachioed dispatcher- "We're sending help right away!"

tv shows ambulance racing down street

by flkjhfkjh November 10, 2007