Fukktard

someone who is a complete moron, or metal midget

AcrosstheGreatDivide is a total Fukktard, he wears chaps and has two left feet.

by MDpenoc June 8, 2004

faketarian

Someone who (incorrectly) calls themselves a vegetarian dispite consuming fish or poultry.

Girl 1: Shrimp fried rice? I thought you were vegetarian!
Girl 2: Sometimes I eat seafood.
Girl 1: Oh. You're just another faketarian... typical.

by dope-1 October 10, 2006

Fuktarded

Fucking retarded (the past tense)

That was such a fuktarded game

by Anonymous August 5, 2003

Fuktard

Someone who is so amazingly fucking retarded or stupid, it affects your ability to properly speak. Therefore your words run together, making it impossible to say both fucking+retarded, instead pronouncing fuktard. Someone who is at the apex of stupidity, with nothing greater to describe them.

You are a fuktard.

I cant believe this fuktard waited 30 minutes for a parking spot at the store.

by eviljessifer December 9, 2013

fuktard

fuktard: One who exihibits stupidity to the utmost extreme.

"What the fuck over? You fuckin' fuktard!

by *sbg* Snuffaluff May 16, 2004

flaketard

A person whose level of flakiness (i.e. unreliability, undependability, fickleness, etc.) is so extreme that it borders on magnitude of mental retardation.

First he says he'll call me right back, which he doesn't. Then he begs me to go out last Saturday only to bail out when I call him when he's late. What a flaketard!

by Raymond Dang May 17, 2006

Facktard

Someone completely obscessed with Eminem's hit single "Fack"

"You just made that word up, you're probably a closet facktard."

by freakball February 14, 2009