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Fatto Catto

When a cat gets so chunky wunkey he becomes another breed a more epic bigger cuddler. For comparison a chonky bois tummy goes to his knee the fatto cattos tummy sits at his feet.
look at this picture of my cat!”
My god! Now that’s a Fatto Catto”
by Bored Bitch May 11, 2019
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fatogenic

That feeling that you are much fatter in photos than in reality.
Look at this picture of Vince. He doesn't look that fat in real life, he is so fatogenic.
by El Barrel December 31, 2016
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Faptograph

An image of an attractive person that raises sexual arousal to the point where you have to fap.
You see a picture of your favourite celebrity in a provocative pose and it turns you on so much you have to dap. That image has become a faptograph.
by teddymeow July 31, 2009
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fatrogyny

When an individual is androgynous (meaning they demonstrate both masculine and feminine characteristics) solely because they are fat.

A combination of fat, androgyny, and tragedy.
"Hey you see that fat kid?"
"They had some severe fatrogyny going on. I couldn't tell if it was a guy or a chick."
by theLou March 30, 2008
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fatto

Damn here comes that fatto! Hide the food!
by Janette Christ November 11, 2008
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fartography

the study of the interrelations between fart and place.

by analogy: as "terroir" is to wine, so is fartography to flatulence.

the most skilled fartographers are able to identify with uncommon specificity not only the ethnic background of the individual who authored a particular fart, but also the kind of food that person ate, whether or not his or her ancestors grew up near a farm or at high altitude, and whether he or she is lactose intolerant.

fartography is a fascinating discipline whose implications are only now becoming clear.

among pioneering practitioners, Johnald G. Stinkefeller is notable for his contributions to the field.
civilian: jesus! what the hell is that smell?

fartographer: indeed, indeed. that most certainly is an emission from a person of subcontinental origin.

civilian: goodness gracious! well, i daresay...

fartographer: moreover, said person seems to have a particularly hearty meal of boeuf bourguignonne. the sulfuric notes suggest a person with a severe allergy to gluten, as well as a miniaturized anal aperture which undoubtedly contributes to the floral top note. i would suggest that the person in question is...

civilian: damn you, stinkefeller!

fartographer: you. you farted. and that's how fartography works, son.
by trilliam turdsworth December 23, 2018
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Fartogenics

An potential emergency medicine technique that uses hydrogen sulfide gas (H2S) to attenuate the negative consequences of oxygen starvation, thereby extending rescue response survival times.
"Fart on his face, he's not breathing - fartogenics could be his only chance to live!"
by nnss2 October 15, 2009
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