Torchmark Fattie

Noun: Someone who works at Torchmark, sits on their ass all day, and their only form of exercise is getting up to go to the vending machine for more snacks

I hope I don't get complacent and turn into a Torchmark Fattie.

by Torchmark Superhero April 23, 2009

Fattervention

Having an intervention specifically for the purpose of telling the food abuser that they are getting fat and need to slim down.

Jenny has really been eating a lot and not going to the gym. As her friends we are responsible for throwing her a fattervention.

Yo ass is geting hella big...We need to have a fattervention

by Adonis Boise March 29, 2010

fattie fuck

Using a lubricated fold of fat to stimulate a penis. This act can result in climax or simply as foreplay. This act is much like tittie fucking but is using one or more folds of fat instead of breasts.

"That chick had so many rolls I fattie fucked her all night long and still didn't run out of places to put it."

by Rob_SD January 23, 2008

Special Fatties

Fat mentally handicapped children that run around playing tag at lunchtime during school. They often wear clothing that is too tight and reveals more than necessary. Often times there is a slight unsavory stench about them.

The fat children or "Special Fatties" running around Mcdonald's playplace... and at your local high school that has a special aid program.

by The Kiddos June 19, 2010

SHUSH FATTIES

What a person says when s/he is immersed in loud, obnoxious fat people

Jack was listening to those fat, loud people talk on and on until he couldn't take it anymore. "SHUSH FATTIES" he hollered, causing the overweight people to be silent.

by starsVSroses February 11, 2015

Fattie Pig Fattie

A man who loves to drink scotch and smells like a big fat fuck. Marries the first fucking whore lace-ridden with tattoos all over her body who is pushing 40 years old. Bordering on pedophilia (lock up your daughters)

Person 1: Did you see how hot that 9 year old girl is?
Person 2: Are you sick, like some kind of Fattie Pig Fattie? Stay away from me!

Person 1: What's the smell? Did someone die?
Person 2: No kidding! Is there a Fattie Pig Fattie in the vicinity?

by Scroatilicious October 19, 2008

fatteries

Fat ass d-batteries.

I gotta go to the store to get some fatteries for my dildo.

by Dildosincorporated April 25, 2008