Faptard

One who has acheived status of "Fap king," but also displays mild-to-significant traits of Aspergers Syndrome. Faptards typically show exceedingly low scores on state-madated examinations involving reading comprehension, mathematics, and writing yet show remarkable skillsets when it comes to chaotic masturbation.

Has retarded Jimmy even discovered porn yet? I mean he's 25 years old!
Of course, he destroys his meat every day in class. He's a faptard.

by AnalPlunge February 12, 2019

faptard

Someone who masterbates so vigorisly that he blows his brains out and can no longer function in his correct state of mind.

G Bush is the biggest faptard I know

by APTID July 11, 2006

fatard

n: one who is or has become so obese that his physical movements are drastically impaired (as if he were retarded).

The poor fatard can't even get up to go to the bathroom anymore.

by vinniemese August 16, 2008

fatarded

Short for fucking retarded. Meaning very very stupid. Can add even more emphasis by saying fucking fatarded.

After Joel put a staple into his head by accident I said, "You're so fucking fatarded."

by Ryan December 22, 2002

fatlard

A person who is overwhelmingly immense, whose shadow can create a "lipid eclipse", who decides to take up all four corners when told to hide in a corner, and who lacks self esteem.

Brian D. tends to be a fatlard.

by Big Beto December 9, 2007

fatlard

A person who is fat and lardy. An insult, sort of. Sometiimes a term of endearment.

Person 1: You're such a fatlard....!
Person 2: *runs away crying*

by the fatlards August 22, 2009

fattard

a fat bastard. this usually applies to parents and/or teachers/priests/siblings/wenchs.

Gabby was telling Diana about how big a fattard her parents were on Saturday.

by Hanmah <(^^)> March 31, 2008