Doctor of Fartology

A special honorary graduate degree that is often conveyed by a beleaguered and long-suffering spouse who may be seeking public acknowledgment of their longstanding situation of having lived with a prolific and noxious farter.

She may have been attempting to gain some degree of collective sympathy and support by unabashedly conveying that Doctor of Fartology degree to her very surprised husband at his retirement party.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 6, 2023

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Fapology

The study of fapping, jerking off.

Guy 1: Dude, let's ditch class and go to beach!

Guy 2: No mayun, I don't want to miss my fapology class.

by MaddoggTheFatOne August 22, 2009

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fartology

the study of both intestinal gas as well as the release of intestinal gas

I would like to study fartology just so I can understand why people get so much gas.

by funny fellas January 12, 2014

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Flatology 101

The first required college course examining flatulence in a long roster of courses when one is pursuing a degree in the highly complex and well researched field.

I will never forget my Flatology 101 course in college, the professor was a most eloquent and masterful farting clown of a man!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 8, 2023

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AP Fartology

An advanced placement course offered in high school to those who are so advanced in their farting studies that they leave their gaseous neophyte cohorts in the immense and highly noxious fartclouds they so artfully create.

I was not at all surprised to find my best friend there on that first day of AP Fartology, as he and I had most certainly established ourselves early on as the crowned fart kings of the seventh grade.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 8, 2023

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