fatard

Someone who has a weight problem and is socially inept. One who tries to identify themself with materialistic items rather than figure out how to talk to people effectively.

Thing One: "Boy, that weird red head in our office really has a penchant for Juicy Couture, Lamb and Betsey Johnson. Maybe she should put the fork down instead!"

Thing Two: "Ya, she's such a fatard!"

by Far Behind May 1, 2008

fatfard

this is categorized person who has red hair and their knees do not tan. many people refer to this person as “fatfard”

“that person kind of reminds me of a fatfard”

by hellenkeller January 15, 2020

Fartnard

Someone who is adorable and loving.

Come here you little fartnard

by Thenibblet September 11, 2016

COD Fantards

A child within the age of 7-13 who whines and obsesses over the infamous game series that is "Call of Duty". Usually FaZe member wannabes, they love to try and act "gangsta" to look cool. Really, though, they act stupid. When the match begins, they usually get pissed off whenever they get killed. They also usually suck at the game, getting about a score of 7/15 after the match, rarely getting higher.

Long story short, a CoD fan makes the online gaming community worse.

CoD Fantards: OH MY GAWD GTFO HERE!!! 1! 1!

by q543frodomar June 4, 2017

Fantard

A combination word of "fan" and "retard".
Used to describe the over-enthused or crazy and obsessed fans of American Idol!

That crazy girl with the American Idol sign is a FANTARD!

by willywee September 26, 2008

Fantard

A combination word of "fan" and "retard".
Usually used to describe the over-enthused or hardcore retard fans of various TV shows/comics/games/etc. such as Dragonball or Star Wars.

Let's start killing Star Wars fantards.

by Gauphastus April 21, 2004

Fatnado

Any fat person or animal that causes destruction.

My fat Siamese tore my living room apart! What a fatnado!

by Cakethief June 23, 2019