fattening

The quality in food that will potentially make someone fatter. A high content of fats, calories, etc.

That butter cake is extremely fattening.

by Old Scratch October 29, 2006

Flatlining

verb INFORMAL

1. A contemporary phenomenon; the complete lack of output, input, production or consumption of a human being, usually a young adult and heavily dosed with technology, while conscious and feeling contentedness and comfort.

2. Staring at a screen of no importance for 10 or more minutes while having absolutely no thoughts or other brain activity. Or regrets.

3. Often observed by a confounded teacher not paying attention but also not actively thinking of anything else nor doing anything else either.

4. The doom of human productiveness and self worth.

5. (Google) fail to increase; remain static.

6. (Google) to die

That kid is flatlinging.

Stop flatlining and do something with your life.

It's really a problem, them kids that can flatline all the time and feel purpose in life.

He'd rather flatline than learn something.

by Boris of Catan December 24, 2018

trans fattening

Food that's really, really bad for you.

Joe: Did you get a piece of Susie's birthday cake?
Jenny: Oh yeah, it's so trans fattening, but I couldn't resist.

by dollfixer August 20, 2008

felining

Felining is when you are having sex with your girlfriend and she purrs like a cat.

Alvin: Man I was havin sex with my girlfriend last night and she was purring like a cat

Theodore: oh man she was felining

Simon: oh yeah purr purr dogging catting cleaveland steamer

by Lipstick poodle October 23, 2013

faltising

False Advertising; when things are not actually as they seem.

After Kenny removed Karen's bra and discovered that she was flat-chested, he accused her of faltising with her padded bra.

by MVP6 January 2, 2010

Fatalising

The moment when a Video game boss fight doesnt line up with the lore presented about them in the game for example said boss being said to have powers they do not possess when you fight them. Name derives from the monster Fatalis (Fay-tah-liss) from the video game series monster hunter which lorewise is described as the god of monsters, able to destroy entire kingdoms in a matter of hours while in reality being a bland generic fight that doesnt communicate the pieces of lore well. This description can also be used to describe a bbeg from a tabletop role playing game like dungeons and dragons that exhibits similar characteristics.

me- "The DM is really fatalising with the latest bbeg hes not even using the characters necromancy"
friend: "yeah I noticed that"

me- "I wish game developers would stop fatalising and give us boss fights that lived up to the lore"

by zombie prepper July 17, 2020

relative fattening

When you diet and try to get skinny while at the same time making fattening foods for your relatives, so that your relatives grow fatter than you and you look relatively skinny compared to them.

I have been using relative fattening to make my relatives fatter so I can look relatively skinny next to them, I made them a cake, I ate an avocado.

by Daniel Spahettian November 25, 2020