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fatitude

noun., an overweight person who has a bad attitude because of it. Tends to be very angry at the world for no reason.
That fat bitch Fallory needs to lose her fatitude.
by Justin and Kyle December 12, 2008
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fattitude

A combination of "Fat" and "Attitude"; the loud, boisterous, obnoxious arrogance often displayed by large and/or obese women. This is very common; many large women often try to overshadow their physical enormity with a similarly large and over-exaggerated large-and-in-charge attitude.
"Dude, that blubbery fat chick needs to shut up already. She's got a major case of fattitude."
by Rob B. December 14, 2004
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fatjiggy

adj.
1: cool, amazing, to your liking, neat-o, etc.
2: opportune.

interj.
an expression of joy, appreciation, approval.
(can be used alone)

entymology:
Coming from a very loose contraction of "phat" which is pronounced "fat", meaning "cool" (officially, "pretty, hot, and tempting"), and "jiggy", popularized by the Will Smith song "Get Jiggy With It", meaning "mischievious, all right, okay with...". First attributed to a S. Richardson, 2003. First used as a no-nonsense word, such as "supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"...
adj.
1. That movie was totally fatjiggy!
2. That test today was not very fatjiggy.

interj.
Fatjiggy! That was very cool.
Fatjiggy!
by jake m. October 6, 2005
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hickey fajita

When you are trying to eat dank fajitas and then some cutie is sucking on your neck and it tickles so you spill your fajitas.
"Damn, I got hickey fajitas all over myself again"
"Hannah keeps giving me hickey fajitas when I just want to eat, damn"
by hannah_fo_fannah December 17, 2016
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Fatite

A short woman, that refers to herself as petite, but fat.
I'm a cute short fatite woman.
by George Cook September 8, 2003
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Fattitude

An attitude to life which leads inevitably to morbid obesity.

A combination of severe laziness, arrogance and mental retardation which means the root cause of ones obesity will never be fully addressed or rectified.
Quote: "I can't eat fish unless it's battered and fried" "That's because you've got fattitude"

Weighing 300lbs and having the fattitude to telephone your non-obese partner to provide a beer delivery service direct to your sofa/bed, rather than get off your fat arse and risk burning calories.

Destroying several sofas by the sheer mass of ones arse and then blaming the manufacturer, rather than your own fattitude.
by Uberstench March 8, 2011
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fajite

bro that guys such a goddamn fajite today
by XXX_DannyG_XXX November 23, 2018
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