funtivities

A combination of the words fun and festivities (or activities). This word can be used to describe an event such as a party or get together.

"I'll call you later to get the details on the funtivities at Ivan's tonight"

by Systemkicks July 17, 2005

facilities

bathroom, rest room (usually public) (origin probably Canadian slang)

After quaffing four beers, Joe made a run for the facilities.

by Mickey E August 11, 2005

Festivities

Festivities is code for having possession of cocaine that you plan on doing that night.

My neighbor Lori said she has festivities planned for tonight, which by the way means she has cocaine.

by Siouxsie Supertramp November 9, 2020

ablution facilities

A place where one goes to excrete human waste.

I require the use of ablution facilities.

by Oil Slick October 6, 2005

funtivities

Noun- things that are done solely for entertainment value or fun. Specifically used in reference to more than one activity

Example - "we had a day of funtivities yesterday" " what should we do this sunday, make it a day of funtivity?"

by mebdrion August 17, 2009

Fastivities

Festivities done in a fast and loose and mostly drunk "ridic" manner.

"Bro, let the Vegas Fastivities begin!" "Steve's mind was ready for the fastivities, but his body definitely wasn't. He's been puking all morning, but the pics from last night are EPIC!"

by RoverAFG November 12, 2011

fistivities

A feast, holiday, celebration, weekend or evening out that leaves you physically, emotionally, financially, morally and spiritually wrecked.

I am feeling terrible after last weekend's fistivities

by Brad Kenyon October 11, 2003